That’s Google’s motto. Really. Only it’s not. If they’ll do it there, where nothing but the potential to make money is in reach, do you think they’d refuse to do it here, where their homes and family are in reach, if it were to come to that? You lefty boys better hope the Bushitler ain’t real.

Speaking of which, in other news, some folks are modeling this year’s fashion in dunce caps. Black is in.