Sad to say, my writing is far more like that of Ted Rall than the Bloggledygook (even if I’m his semi-tropical opposite politically). This may explain why I’ve never been Instalanched.

No, the link to Teddy is missing on purpose. I don’t want to be sued by any reader suffering brain damage from clicking on a link to him. Although anyone clicking a link to Ted Rall on purpose is already brain damaged.