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Trash the Fee, Part II

Unsurprisingly, the Houston Chronicle came out today with an editorial in favor of the “Waste Reduction” fee. No one should be surprised by that; the Chronicle has never met a bit of social engineering it didn’t like. Needless to say, it heaped praise upon the idea’s friends.

Even so, council members including the conservative-leaning Toni Lawrence seemed to quickly grasp the fee’s role in keeping other city services free and accessible. It’s a promising sign that constituents also can put the fee in its proper context.

What "free and accessible" services are those pray tell? The understaffed police department and the fire department? One wonders how much longer those will remain free. Just what is this “context?” (And can you call a tilt that small a “lean?” I guess you can if you’re indulging in Chronicle Newspeak.) But the Orwellian re-definition of “free” and "service" doesnt’ stop there.

The other proposals also are fair — if far less controversial. The panel decided against including a “user fee” for weekly trash pickup. That makes Houston almost unique among major Texas cities, most of which attach that fee to homeowners’ water bills. Heavy trash pickup — a lumbering, wasteful process that dispatches trucks monthly to serve 30 percent of city households —

Stop. Right. There.

Could someone please explain to me how it is "fair" to charge ALL Houston households for a service that only supposedly 30% use? If this is a fee on heavy trash pickup, shouldn’t the fee be charged to people using the service? The mayor, his task force, and the Chronicle want to make it sound like these 30% of users are the problem, yet then they want to charge everyone that receives any city garbage service (provided they get a water bill, anyway), whether they produce heavy trash pickup or not. Could someone explain to me how this is not a universal garbage fee? The mayor’s answer seems to be (paraphrasing here): “Because it’s not labeled as such. We’re calling it a heavy trash reduction fee.”

Labels do not a reality make. I can paint myself in blackface and start singing "Mammy," but I bet calling myself the greatest black musician since B.B. King isn’t going to keep the NAACP off my lilly-white ass. Just ask Michael Richards. Unfortunately, the Houston Chronicle, the task force, Controller Annise Parker, Mayor Bill White, and “conservative-leaning” Toni Lawrence do not appear to be functioning in the same reality as the rest of us. To continue their propagandizing:

— would be reformed in two sensible ways. Gradually, over several years, scheduled pickups would drop to twice annually. Residents, however, could call in extra pickup requests for a small cost.

Ah, so we’re going to charge everyone we can, and then charge the real users too. Which really gives the show away about the $42 fee actually being a universal garbage service fee, not a heavy trash fee, doesn’t it? Only, since they’re not calling it a garbage fee, they can come back in a few years and impose something else with that name too, can’t they? If you think not, look at all the weird fees on your electric and phone bills. Now that’s the art of inventive fee charges raised to the professional level of the private sector. (And some folks wonder why I sneer at “privatization” of government functions. People, businesses have to pay a fair wage and make a profit. The city doesn’t have to do either.)

In the balance of “cost vs. service” lies the biggest problem with this plan, in two respects. In the first place, only a hardcore “social engineer” is going to be stupid enough to want to pay more to get less service. Maybe that “engineer” can afford it, but I’ll bet you a sixty-year-old grandmother with nothing but $819 a month in Social Security can’t. (That’s the poverty level for 1 person.) Hey, remember, according to some folks, 1 in five children in Houston live in poverty! Let’s burden their guardians with more fees. After all, those damn poverty-laden households generate tons and tons of heavy trash every year–they can buy one less pack of cigarettes a month, can’t they? Make them pay! What’s controversial about that?

But the second half of the problem is the real killer: Reducing the scheduled pickups will not reduce the amount of heavy trash produced in Houston. It will however, cause the amount of illegal dumping to skyrocket. We already ticket people for putting out heavy trash one day early. What is going to happen when someone has a load to be disposed of, and it’s three months until the next pickup? It’s going to get dumped in the nearest vacant lot or on a dead-end street. "But don’t worry," proponents say, "the fee will pay for extra enforcement!" So could someone explain how that squares with this?

The projected savings for Houston? $14 million a year.

How much of the savings is going to be eaten by the need for extra enforcement? And how much good will that extra enforcement be? My bet: zero. The only way to really nail a dumper is to catch them in the act. Is Chief Hurtt going to suggest cameras on every vacant lot next?

Let me ask this: Does anyone think it’s strange that the director of the Solid Waste Department picked now to retire? There appears to be no pressing family or medical reason for him to depart at this moment. And as the director of Solid Waste, Thomas “Buck” Buchanan is the natural point man for any proposal to change the ordinances, especially if Mayor Bill wanted to avoid being in the line of fire of a sure-to-be unpopular proposal. Chief Hurtt sure takes it on the chin for red-light cameras, doesn’t he? Go read Matt’s interview of the departing director. Notice how he sidesteps the question on the proposals, while still appearing to support the mayor.

In my opinion, the big news is not what all the noise is being made about. The code of ordinances that defines who is eligible for city solid waste services really hasn’t been modified for decades. . . .The real news is that the task force has devised a recommendation to modify the code of ordinances so that 10,000 or more customers that are not eligible for service will be receiving service from the city.

He sticks to the administrative side of the issue and says nothing about how the fee and related proposals will improve Houston’s handling of solid waste. People, refusing to talk about the “improvements” to recycling and solid waste pickup is a HUGE omission, one that this gentleman is too experienced to make by accident. I thought his absence from the front lines of the publicity for this proposal was odd, but it shouldn’t take anyone with a city employee’s experience in figuring out the city’s inner workings to realize that this means the state of Denmark is having problems with rottenness once again.

The way to reduce illegal dumping is to stop making it so difficult to dispose of garbage in the first place. (Granted, a lot of this is under the EPA’s control; which is why you can’t just drive your truck to the landfill anymore and toss stuff in. Who knows what would end up in there?) All this fee and service reduction is going to accomplish is to trash up our neighborhoods, while enabling the mayor to shift more money to useless bike trails. And I think Col. Buchanan knows that. But like a good soldier, he’s not going to publicly embarrass his commander; he’s going to let the commander pick someone in line with his philosophy.

I guess I’m not a good soldier.

Col. Buchanan makes a good point though; probably the only good part about this set of proposals is that it tries to bring some order to a chaotic area that hasn’t been examined in over 40 years. Simply put, the ordinances and codes that worked for a city of a half-million four decades ago do not work for the fourth-largest city in the U.S., especially given the changes in our society. There’s a lot of things that are creaking along, with the bureaucracy trying to patch over them, often being whipsawed by contradictory directives from successive administrations. Many city ordinances need to be given a comprehensive review and updated to cope with 21st century technologies and trends. (Public Works was also in the middle of such a project, but it has been “delayed” by the current proposals, and my gut feeling is it won’t get done this year due to the controversy.)

The task force also found a way to dampen escalating disputes about who is eligible for free trash pickup and not receiving it, and vice versa. City policy is clear: eligible residences must face a city street. But confusion has ballooned along with the densely-platted townhouse developments city-wide, in which some units face the street — and get trash pickup — and their inward-facing neighbors do not.

But, of course, those inward facing neighbors will still get charged $21 per semi-annual heavy trash pickup, won’t they? I can confidently say that as the projected revenue numbers stand right now, no one has made a count of which townhomes do not face the street, and subtracted them from the revenue. I’m not even sure if the proposal exempts non-served properties from the fees.

And that thought will lead us to part 3 of this series, in which I examine the biggest flaw in this entire scheme: administering it. I’m sure the water department is looking forward to having to keep track of which properties are eligible and which aren’t….

"Oh, don’t worry, that’s Solid Waste’s job."

"OK, so then you’re saying Solid Waste is going to keep track of all 440,000 Public Works utility account numbers and which properties they serve, so they can correctly say "charge these accounts, but not those."

"But! But! They do it in all the other cities, don’t they?"

"Not exactly…."

See you in a few days for part 3.

Rusty Pipes?

Rorschach sent me a link to an ABCNews.com story about how the big cities in the northeast are facing a serious breakdown in their potable (i.e.: drinking) water delivery systems. Seems that they’re getting old and crumbling, leading to some serious water leaks. New York probably has the worst. Bear in mind when you read this, that NYC has to draw water from hundreds of miles away, incuding resivoirs in the Catskills and the Delaware river, through huge pipelines, 40+ feet across.

The oldest, largest cities in the country — Philadelphia, Chicago, Denver, New York — are all showing signs that their distribution systems are in need of repair, said Eric Goldstein, a spokesman for the Natural Resources Defense Council, a leading environmental group.

In New York City, for example, the biggest leak in its system loses 1 billion gallons of water a month, he said.

Frankly, someone’s got to be misplacing a decimal point. I remember seeing an episode of 60 Minutes (back when it did respectable TV news journalism), in which an inspector was fighting an uphill battle against laziness and shoddy workmanship in the new lines. I would have to assume that the leak is somehwere in those lines, which supply raw water to the city’s treatment plants; anything else would result in half of Manhatten washing away. There are 1440 minutes in a month, which means that the leak would be losing nearly 700,000 gallons per minute. That might be possible if one of the major supply lines is breached, right next to a river that can accept the flow….

Their biggest problem is that they’re not replacing lines fast enough. According to this article, NYC is replacing only forty miles of water main per year. I don’t know how many they have, but bear in mind that Houston, a city smaller in population, but much less dense, has over six thousand miles of mains.

The overall health of our utility system is an issue I’ve kept a bit of an eye on over the years, because it impacts the health of Houstonians in general.

EPA rules require that water leaving a city’s water plant be tested for microorganisms like cryptosporidium and legionella that thrive in degraded water systems. (The) EPA also requires tests for a slew of other contaminants, including lead, copper and arsenic, which can lead to any number of gastrointestinal or other illnesses.

But once water has been purged of such impurities, different ones can enter the water supply as it courses through miles of old pipe.

“Investigations conducted in the last five years suggest that a substantial proportion of waterborne disease outbreaks, both microbial and chemical, is attributable to problems within distribution systems,” the National Research Council said in a study for the Environmental Protection Agency released in Decembe

Such was the cause of a lawsuit by some Houston homeowners, alledging that the high incidence of cancer in their neighborhood was caused by broken water lines running through a hazardous area containing toxic waste. They failed in their lawsuit only because while they could prove that lines had broken, and contaminants had entered the system, they coulndn’t prove how much, on which occasions, and establsih a direct causal link between specific breaks and their increased cancer. For what it’s worth, water used in my household is filtered; I generally will no longer drink plain tap water straight from the faucet.

Fixing this problem is going to be expensive, nationally.

“We estimate in the next 20 to 30 years water utilities will have to invest $250 to $350 billion just to replace the pipes that are in the ground today,” said Jack Hossbuhr, executive director of the American Water Works Association, the industry’s trade group.

How does Houston fare? I can’t claim to have a lot of inside information, but I’d say I’m a very well-informed layman at the minimum. The summary: we have some minor problems now, and will be facing increasing problems in the next 20-30 years, I think, but not a total system collapse — if we continue to spend steadily on maintenance and line replacement each year. If we get another Mayor Brown slashing spending on both, all bets are off. The biggest headache over the next generation: older inner-loop neighborhoods (especially minority) and the southwest side. A lot of the city’s infrastructure on the SW side was built in the 60’s, and I would assume its estimated lifespan to be somewhere in the range of a half-century to 75 years. I’m not really certain; I can’t find any projections on it. Overall though, I don’t see us as having near the issues of the NE cities; for one thing, our system is a lot younger than theirs — parts of which are well over 100 years old. We’ve also been aggressive about rebuilding and upgrading the system (at least in non-minority neighborhoods…) so most neighborhoods are supplied by water mains built within the last 20-30 years, even if the smaller distribution mains within those neighborhoods are older. The mandated switch to surface water has also impacted our system. Most of our main trunk lines from the new treatment facilities are only 25 years old (and in some cases, less than five).

Our primary disadvantage is that we’re spread out, meaning that for a city of our population we have a huge amount of pipeline; six thousand miles of it, as I said. When we do have to replace it, it’s going to be a lot to do, which is why constantly doing some replacement is crucial. That brings us to our second major disadvantage: the lack of maintenance starting in the Brown years. It only takes a few years of slacking for the problems to snowball; in drought conditions that occurred during his administration, we had 1500-2200 leaks on report. That doesn’t even include the collapsing sewer system, which was blamed on “cold weather.” Having atrophied the city work force, and faced with an angry public, the last years of his tenure were marked by increasing the amount of work farmed out to contractors; the city now keeps several of them on retainer and dispatches them to problems almost as if they were city repair crews. The exception to this is the Kingwood area, which has been wholly contracted out — to Severn Trent. (I seem to recall that one of the reasons we annexed them was to “offer” them city services. Doesn’t contracting those services out suggest the city couldn’t make good on that “offer” to Kingwood?) Whether or not this has been enough to make up the difference, I am not certain, but it appears to be so for now.

What I don’t have access to is information on the average age of the system; how much of it is how old, and so on. The older it gets, the more water we lose, and the more contaminents that enter the lines–or sometimes, the more the old lines contaminate the water themselves, with rust. I can say that the amount of lost water in Houston ran around 11-15% a decade ago, with spikes of up to 18% in drought conditions. “Lost water” is a lot more complicated subject than it seems, as by AWWA definition, it includes all water not sold. This means city facility use, firefighting, free giveaways (such as to the Zoo Development Corporation, which doesn’t have to pay for any water used at the zoo for fifty years), flushing lines, theft, leakage, and administrative error.) That’s actually not too bad; Philly, which takes the subject much more seriously, was routinely losing about 17-21% at that time. Houston, with its “plentiful” water, is not as rigorous in pursuing this subject, and doesn’t even track some categories. It’s a problem with interdepartmental cooperation, and isn’t wholly within PW&E’s control.

We’ve been blessed since the Lanier administration with a strong series of PW&E chiefs who were nuts & bolts guys, and more interested in getting & keeping the city’s house in order than in poltics and graft. That was not true under Whitmire, with two caveats; I can’t point to anyone at the top I know was bad (though some middle and lower managerial ranks barely escaped prosecution), and the housecleaning did start in her last term, when it became obvious how badly the Utilities Group had been mis-managed. For a while, the water and sewer divisions were spun off into their own department, which gave Director Fredrick Perrenot time to start the cleanup. My take on him is that he was not a bad Director, but not much better than middling; interested in his own advancement, and willing to play politics to get it. Then James Schindewolf came back on board with Lanier, at which point Public Utilities was reunited with PW&E, and Perrenot became second fiddle. JS concentrated on both training and system infrastructure, when he wasn’t busy running the city for Lanier. Early on, he paid lip service to the Whitmire administration’s plan to reach as far east as Toledo Bend for future water supplies, but that plan got quietly swept under the rug when it was clear there was no backing in Austin for it. Then things backslid badly under Brown, who brought Perrenot back — until he had to throw him to the wolves after several years of slashed budgets and no maintenance blew up in his face during 2000-2001. Loyally carrying out the orders of his master to chop spending and staffing had left Fredrick with no choice but to fall on his sword when ordered to do so. (Edit: Argh. King was the director under Brown who had to retire, Perrenot had a subordinate position. I think he was in charge of the “Utilities Group” in PW&E — hence the confusion.)

PW&E’s current director, Michael Marcotte, seems to be adequate, but is evidently much more of a manager than an engineer. (Although, for the record, he is a P.E. and D.D.E.) Beset by the loss of a major portion of its institutional talent, he may be exactly what the department needs when it needs it. His insistance on what is called the Continuous Management Improvement process has paid dividends with a department that is much more process-oriented than before. Unfortunately, much of his time has been taken in the last year or two with sorting out the mess in Code Enforcement, so I have no idea if he’s been able to watch the long-term strategic situation. Only time will tell us whether another nuts-and-bolts engineer will be needed to ensure the health of Houston’s water supply in the 21st century, but I can say for certain that future directors will not lack for the information necessary to make decisons. Hopefully, they’ll still have a few employees left to locate and analyze it. 🙂

More Must-See TV

The Municipal Channel (a.k.a. Administration Propaganda Station) has an exciting slate of programs for us all this month. Whoo-weeee, I might have to pass up on the Super Bowl to watch these. Might even have to pass up on the Super Bowl commercials.

Mayor’s State of the City Address — 2007 promises to be another exciting year in Houston. Find out what’s in store for our great city in the New Year as the Municipal Channel brings you the Mayor’s annual address from the Hilton-Americas Hotel.

Summary Translation: “Dear Citizen, in 2007 we will have more bike trails, more pork and debt forgiveness for developers, more acronyms, more red-light cameras, fewer police and a new city park for the existence-challenged!”

City News Update — Catch the news and latest Houston happenings on this edition with Host Carol Herrera. Among this month’s stories are the affects of the new Texas Legislative session on Houston, Project Houston Hope, and the highly anticipated Houston Rodeo. Airing Fridays.

Stories you won’t see: The final fate of the Bonusgate Four, an examination of how the city managed to end up with two subordinated liens on hotels and no money, a close examination of the automated meter reading program, a frank discussion of the merits of putting rail down Richmond, and any examination of the Mayor’s plan to shovel money to an old buddy for a wind generation facility in south Texas. Oh and by the way, in this context, it’s Effects, Effects, dammit!

CIP Meetings – Tune in as citizens get involved and offer their suggestions for improvements in their community. Watch the “Capital Improvement Plan” meetings, beginning in January.

The best cure for insomina ever invented! Until you realize most of the citizens are the not exactly representative of your neighborhood. (Developers and superneighborhood board members rarely are.) And you realize it’s your tax money they’re laconically blowing to the tune of tens of millions. Blasé about big bucks? Anyway, after realizing that, good luck ever sleeping again.

Money Matters — Dealing with downtown parking and parking meters can be a real headache…but help is on the way! Join City Controller Annise Parker and guest Liliana Rambo as they discuss the new parking meter technology that’s invading our city. Mondays, in January.

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh please, make it stop! *gasp!* Parking meter technology “invading” the city! Oh yes , that’s how we feel about a lot of the things the Mayor is bringing to town. Parking meters, red-light cameras, Phoenix police chiefs, more fees…. It’s an invasion all right, sort of like the Huns coming over the walls, no? Yes?

Volunteer Journal — Be a part of the largest volunteer tree planting party in the history of Houston – Arbor Day 2007! Get the scoop from Host Walter Black as he discusses “The Big Dig Project” with his guests from the Parks and Recreation Department and Trees for Houston.

I can’t believe they actually had the nerve to use that moniker, considering how good of a year 2006 was for the other big dig! Meanwhile, the current is leaking and the clock is ticking on the rebar in I-45…

Houston Airports Today — Witness the dare-devil aviation acrobats, party with the stars, sing along with famous musicians, and find out what’s hot when it comes to air travel. Go behind the scenes of the Houston Airport System as we revisit the best of “Houston Airports Today” in a special re-mix 2006 episode. There’s a seat saved for you.

What they’re not telling you:
1. That seat is in a Yellow Cab, not the taxi of your choice.
2. The show is a “re-mix” because all the good audio-visual people got hired by Metro to work on their new blog.

The Municipal Channel keeps you in the loop 24 hours, 7 days a week. Log on to our website at www.houstonmunicipalchannel.org to check the show times of these and other new and exciting programs. We care about Houston communities!

Somebody look at the CAFR and tell us what Mr. Goebbel’s budget is, willya?

Computerized Election Fraud

“I for one, welcome our new programmer overlords.”

Via Instapundit and Slashdot, this news from the National Institute of Science and Technology:

“Paperless electronic voting machines ‘cannot be made secure’ [pdf] according to the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST). In the most sweeping condemnation of voting machines issued by any federal agency, NIST echoes what critics have been saying all along, that due to the lack of verifiability, ‘a single programmer could rig a major election.’ Rather than adding printers, though, NIST endorses the hand-marked optical-scan system as the most reliable.”

Did You Vote?

Already done with my civic duty. I can definately say that my choices were very simple. Since I wrote off the Republicans and despise the Democrats, my choice for every race was simple: I voted a straight Libertarian ticket. They’re not the Jacksonian party, but they’ll do until we get one. Or maybe we should just go take over the Libertarians?

Exit Polling… or Exit Pulling?

You decide.

U.S. exit polls have been wrong before. In fact, according to the Edison-Mitofsky report, they have shown a consistent discrepancy favoring the Democrats in every presidential election since 1988. And while the 2004 discrepancy was the highest ever, they were almost as far off in 1992. More specifically, the “within precinct error” (WPE) reported by Edison-Mitofsky showed differences favoring the Democrat of 2.2 points on the margin in 1988, 5.0 in 1992, 2.2 in 1996, 1.8 in 2000 and 6.5 in 2004.

Bear in mind that the average loss in a mid-term is 6 in the Senate, and 25 in the House. If you take the average error in those presidential elections, you get 3.54%, an amount that anyone will tell you is “within the margin of error.” And so it is — for a single election. But the error is consistantly one-sided, and in 16 years, no polling organization seems to have figured out how to correct for it. You think that would be a high priority, wouldn’t you?

How odd that that it hasn’t been…

City Controller’s Audit Plan, FY 2007

Controller Anise Parker has posted the Fiscal Year 2007 audit plans on the city’s website. Notably missing from the list is any operations of the Housing and Community Development Department, which have proved to be so embarassing in the past, despite the evidence that little has changed. (Item #40)

Just as an aside, you know things are bad when the Federal Government thinks you’re wasting their money and starts cutting back on the money flow.

The City of Houston Housing and Community Development Department has decided to delay issuance of the Request for Proposals (RFP) for Neighborhood Facilities Renovation. The reason for this delay is that the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development has reduced the City’s Community Development Block Grant allocation by $3,630,000 for Fiscal Year 2006 (July 1, 2006 – June 30, 2007). The Department does plan to issue the RFP in December 2006 for funding in Fiscal Year 2007 (July 1, 2007 – June 30, 2008).

One would think that maybe the $750,000 in city funds that went to propping up Metro’s ridership figures buying bus passes for city employees would be audited, or LARA would be checked over, or maybe even someone would follow up to see if HOH has reimbursed HUD — but then again, the city would rather spend $200k and try to get out of it entirely (see item #48), so why bother?

What Ms. Parker auditing in FY 2007? A whole lot of “safe” things:

  • Some Aviation Dept construction contracts
  • HFD’s fleet maintenance
  • City – wide Purchase Card activity (Well, that was fun over at TSU, so who knows what we’ll find here?
  • PW&E’s Landscaping and Beautification projects
  • Vehicle Maintenance: Did you change the oil?

Exciting stuff, eh? Certainly nothing that’s going to cause problems for the mayor or the folks lined up at the trough labeled “Houston Development.” Well, there are three items on the list which might prove interesting:

  • Taser Acquisition, Distribution, & Use. I’m not holding my breath on that one; as most of the criticisms of the idea have to do with law enforcement issues, not cost effectiveness.
  • Long-Term Contract Relationships: An examination of whether the city is really saving money by skimping on hiring employees and contracting out jobs instead. Of course I would be interested in that. 🙂
  • Parking, Car Rentals, and Hotel Concession: Checking up behind the entertainment industry in this city to make sure they’ve remitted the taxes like they should have. Hmmmmm… see item #19.

There’s more; you may want to check it out, but my read of this is that in an election year (most of these will complete in the first half of 2007), Controller Parker isn’t going to risk causing any problems for Mayor White’s last re-election bid.

(cross-posted at blogHOUSTON.)

Pencils and Paychecks

That was, I think, the title of a fictional role-playing game being played by several medieval fantasy heroes sitting around a table, killing time between orc-killing expeditions, according to a comic in the original Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master’s Guide. They role-played clerks and managers in a fictional techonological society, which of course was a total inversion from what the player was doing.

As if I’m in a game of Pencils and Paychecks, I’ve often thought I should re-roll this character. I seem to be stuck in a rut, at say, third level.

Just how much of a rut got driven home to me recently, as I was cleaning out some old files at work. I ran across a lot of things I’d sooner forget: a recommendation for counseling due to “hostility towards management,” a reprimand for disrupting a (poorly organized) training session — don’t get me started on the policy that was the subject of the training itself, and the fact that the trainers had a key issue wrong…. I certainly have an up-and-down history: commendations and reprimands, high marks and low, evidence of keen insights and some things that just make me groan to look at today.

I don’t think they invented the saying about square pegs and round holes to describe me and bureaucracy, but I’m fairly sure it was polished up and saved for application to my case.

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Bargain Basement Law Enforcement

The last few weeks have seen Mayor White’s latest brainstorm almost slip by unnoticed behind the controversy over supporting illegal immigration and using red-light cameras. Well, I was just going back through some old posts over at BlogHouston when I ran across this tidbit, quoted by Kevin from Jay Aiyer’s campaign blog last year:

Why have we not trained more new officers? Cost — it currently costs the city of Houston $2.8 million for a cadet class of 70. That number doubles when the overall cost of operations of the Police Academy is factored in. Fiscal reality makes any dramatic increase in training difficult under our current system.

Hm…. $1.5 mil for “35 to 40” traffic-light repairmen and guys out there with batons waving traffic around? Or $5.6 mil for 70 real police we can send on any type of call? I know which one I think is the better buy — especially since, if we aren’t using the Police Academy to train police, we’re still paying for that half of the expense and under-utilizing it to boot.

And while we’re at it, how is a traffic-light repairman a law-enforcer? And why do we suddenly need a bunch more of them? Maybe the Mayor’s little traffic-light synchronization project is a little harder to keep running than he thought?

Evacuation Bottlenecks

KHOU points out that the construction on I-45 will make for serious bottlenecks during another evacuation, even if contraflow lanes are used.

Traffic bottlenecks at FM 1488, where construction begins. It is there where drivers fear traffic will come to a standstill should a hurricane evacuation be called.

“It’s probably going to happen like last time. It’s going to be backed up, ah, for days,� said Lt. Dennis DePaul with the Conroe Fire Department. That’s not good news for people heading north through 45, running from a storm.

“We don’t have wide shoulders to accommodate wide vehicles and so on. That does have an impact, so that means we have to heighten our awareness,� said Texas Department of Transportation’s Janelle Gbur.

I disagree with the importance they attach to this fact. It’s true that there’s no shoulders and lots of construction, but remember one thing: I-45 is always under construction. The real problem is that when it was constructed, it was largely created from the existing Hwy. 75. Unlike Hwy 90 and various coastal roads which parallel I-10, there simply is no other way to get from the northernost end of Houston (the end of the Hardy Toll Road) to Conroe itself. What little section of Hwy. 75 left in existance picks up at the southern end of town, runs through downtown Conroe and rejoins I-45 to the north.

Look at this map of Interstate 45 S & Fm 1488 Rd.

Judged strictly from the standpoint of evacuation, we would need to extend the toll road to Huntsville to do much good. The road net at that point would allow the traffic to spread out and take alternate routes. However, that would be incredibly expensive, and not justified based on everyday travel. Still, even 2-lane roads can carry a fair amount of traffic if utilized properly. The major problem, as I’ve said before, is that in the interests of an “orderly” evacuation, the bureaucrats running the show insist on channeling everyone from Galveston to Beaumont into five major corridors: Hwy 87, Hwy. 59, I-45, Hwy 290, I-10 West from Houston, I-10 East from Beaumont (assuming a strike between Victoria and Beaumont). This fails to take advantage of the many side roads available to bleed off excess traffic.

Parking Authority Gets Some Authority

The job’s never over until the paperwork’s done, and here’s the paperwork. No time to analyze it, but it’s the the text of the ordinance passed this week by the Council to transfer the everything to do with the parking over to the new “commission” and placing that commission under the Convention and Entertainment Facilities Department.

Background to that: CEFD is an “Enterprise Fund.” Translation: “revenue generating” as opposed to normal governmental budget funds, which are not. The largest enterprise funds are the utilties and airport; the convention center has been a distant third. (There is a fourth, but I can’t recall it offhand.)

In short, the city is tacitly acknowledging that this is considered revenue enhancement, not law enforcement.

Warning: this file is over 1.1 megs in size. It is in .pdf format, and you can get the reader here, if you need it.

Edit: forgot to link back; this is in answer to Anne’s question over on BlogHouston.

Are You Republican? Or a Jacksonian?

The prior article in this informal series was, in some ways, out of order, and it originally carried the same title that this one now does, as I changed directions on the fly, but didn’t catch the details. I discussed the general anger at both parties, but concentrated on the anger of the electorate with the Republican Party. In doing so, I referred time and again to a belief structure known as Jacksonianism. And while I’ve provided the links, not everyone wants to read a scholarly article of the length that Walter Russel Meade wrote. Nor does everyone have the time to read the nearly as lengthy (but thought provoking) writings of the first person to tell the two parties to take a flying leap. So, briefly, what makes a person a Jacksonian, then?

Well, never fear, because this article is here to summarize it for you.

Firstly, we’re warlike. I don’t mean that we’re war-mongers, or even like war. But we don’t shy away from smacking down someone (or spending 50 years standing guard) when it’s necessary.

An observer who thinks of American foreign policy only in terms of the commercial realism of the Hamiltonians, the crusading moralism of Wilsonian transcendentalists, and the supple pacifism of the principled but slippery Jeffersonians would be at a loss to account for American ruthlessness at war.

THOSE WHO prefer to believe that the present global hegemony of the United States emerged through a process of immaculate conception avert their eyes from many distressing moments in the American ascension. Yet students of American power cannot ignore one of the chief elements in American success. The United States over its history has consistently summoned the will and the means to compel its enemies to yield to its demands.

Secondly, while we like some federal programs, we really don’t like the government telling us what to do or how to raise our kids.

Suspicious of untrammeled federal power (Waco), skeptical about the prospects for domestic and foreign do-gooding (welfare at home, foreign aid abroad), opposed to federal taxes but obstinately fond of federal programs seen as primarily helping the middle class (Social Security and Medicare, mortgage interest subsidies), Jacksonians constitute a large political interest.

Lately, even that liking of Social Security has wavered, dragged down in part by the Medicare boondogle. A Jacksonian might feel guilty, having a relative on the “Plan D” prescription benefit, but knows in his or her heart that much of the problem is caused by one’s own failure to plan for retirement, since “social security will take care of it.” This is why some of the plans floated to end SS involve a graduated ending; reducing the benefits for people who are under 30 today until the whole program goes away. As Jacksonians don’t shy away from fights, it’s likely that pragmatic (as opposed to draconian) proposals along that line will resurface if a Jacksonian revolt takes place. These will, of course, be demonized by the existing parties.

Thirdly, Jacksonians see the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms, as the citadel of liberty. Every member of the NRA is, in some respects (if not many of those given here), a Jacksonian.

Fourthly, Jacksonians believe you can go to hell if you want to. It’s none of our business if you want to worship some other version of God, or Allah, or Budda, or even funky aliens. We believe in our own version, you worship yours, and we’ll both mind our own business. That works best. Now, we’ll draw the line if your religion involves sexual explotation, assault/murder, terrorism, or any other asocial activity that is a physical (or financial) threat to others, but by and large, we don’t give a damn if you want to do the nasty with your own sex or six of the opposite, or even change your own. It may seem creepy to some of us, but it’s your life. Gay marriage? Enh, marriage needs to be divorced from religion. Problem solved. Whomever you are and however you want to live your life, just don’t expect your hijinks to be held up as a positive example for our kids, ok? Or even respected, for that matter. (Yes, I’m talking to you Brittney. And you, Madonna. And… oh hell, half of the entertainment industry.) Your right to be an ass doesn’t preclude or prevent my right to criticize you. It’s this distinction that the press often always fails to note. But this sort of belief isn’t just domestic, it applies to foriegn policy as well.

Jacksonian chairs of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee are the despair of high-minded people everywhere, as they hold up adhesion to the Kyoto Protocol, starve the UN and the IMF, cut foreign aid, and ban the use of U.S. funds for population control programs abroad.

So why, if this resonates with you, and if you believe that you’re actually in the “silent majority,” do the Jacksonians not have a greater say in our government today? Simple. We haven’t had any well-known leaders in the media.

A principal explanation of why Jacksonian politics are so poorly understood is that Jacksonianism is less an intellectual or political movement than an expression of the social, cultural and religious values of a large portion of the American public. And it is doubly obscure because it happens to be rooted in one of the portions of the public least represented in the media and the professoriat.

But in the ’90’s, the “right” started being represented by talk radio, and now the internet is here. The only reason the right (including the Jacksonians) doesn’t have an influential bunch of lunatics like the DU’ers or Kossacks acting as a tail wagging the dog is that we’re a bunch of fiercely opinionated and independant people, who have yet to find their own rallying point. And one can be sure, if and when such a point appears, the media and professoriat will do their level best to discredit it/him/her. (Paging Juan Cole! Paging Juan Cole!) We can count on it.

Where do Jacksonians come from? To reach the fifth point, this must be examined. Jacksonianism started as a culutral meme of the rural Scots-Irish, a hardy people forged from a millenia of war. From there, it spread all across the demographics of America. It even ensnares people of other nations who come here because this nation reflects their beliefs, not just their opportunity. Such people are American in heart and soul even before they set foot on our soil.

Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, among others, has said that the United States is unlike other nations because it is based on an idea rather than on a community of national experience.

Times have changed and the Scots-Irish were long ago outnumbered by other immigrants, but the belief hasn’t changed. Instead, it spread:

The new Jacksonianism is no longer rural and exclusively nativist. Frontier Jacksonianism may have taken the homesteading farmer and the log cabin as its emblems, but today’s Crabgrass Jacksonianism sees the homeowner on his modest suburban lawn as the hero of the American story.

To use a current controversy for a demonstration: It isn’t fear of immigration that drives Jacksonian opposition; it’s fear that the pace of immigration, the reason, and belief structures of illegal immigrants threaten the ability, already seriously endangered by the government and existing political parties, to hold on to that modest suburban lawn. Is it a vaild worry? In a word, yes. Because by entering illegally, the alien has challenged one of the core beliefs adopted from the Scots-Irish.

It’s one that hasn’t changed; one that’s key to the whole structure, and embodied in a word you don’t see much used anymore outside the military (a place Jacksonians are heavily overrepresented, unsurprisingly) and not at all in politics: Honor.

So, Fifthly: Jacksonians believe in honor and integrity. Your word is your bond and all that, so be careful about giving it on important things–like marriage. It includes things like following the rules, even if you don’t like them, not flauting them and then asking for special treatment. Honor is a life value to a Jacksonian, even if he or she professes not to understand the word in those terms.

The first principle of this code is self-reliance. That’s a polite way of saying those that won’t help themselves should be left to rot instead of sucking down our tax dollars, used by one or the other of the political parties to buy support. Give them adequate schools and a way out, but if they won’t take it, the hell with giving them my money to sit on their butts.

Real Americans, many Americans feel, are people who make their own way in the world. They may get a helping hand from friends and family, but they hold their places in the world through honest work. They don’t slide by on welfare, and they don’t rely on inherited wealth or connections. Those who won’t work and are therefore poor, or those who don’t need to work due to family money, are viewed with suspicion.

The second principle, Respect, builds on the first.

We give respect to those who earn it, either through ability, deed, or sometimes simply age (with wisdom). And according respect means according dignity; an insulted and disrespected Jacksonian is often a dangerous Jacksonian, and an enemy for life. (Extreme Jacksonians have been known to stuff and mount their grudges, passing them down to future generations. “War of Northern Aggression,” indeed.)
(Note: Meade treats Respect as a sub-point of self-reliance; I raise it to an independant point in this article, as I believe it should be. Other points have been similarly moved, to relflect their importance in the debate.)

Behind that comes the third principle: equality.

Among those members of the folk community who do pull their weight, there is an absolute equality of dignity and right. No one has a right to tell the self-reliant Jacksonian what to say, do or think. Any infringement on equality will be met with defiance and resistance. Male or female, the Jacksonian is, and insists on remaining, independent of church, state, social hierarchy, political parties and labor unions.
(Emphasis added–you need to read the “Unions Due” category for why, if you’re new here.)

The fourth principal of honor is individualism.

The Jacksonian does not just have the right to self-fulfillment–he or she has a duty to seek it. In Jacksonian America, everyone must find his or her way: each individual must choose a faith, or no faith, and code of conduct based on conscience and reason. The Jacksonian feels perfectly free to strike off in an entirely new religious direction.

Which brings us back to the fourth belief above, does it not? Meade thinks there are serious limits to the extent of such free-thinking, but I disagree, based on the traction “civil unions” and even gay marriage has gotten within supposedly conservative bastions. It’s not moderation of political and moral fiber; it’s gaining the recognition, if not support of the Jacksonians through appeal to their belief that everyone should live as they wish, within proper limits.

Although women should be more discreet, both sexes can sow wild oats before marriage. After it, to enjoy the esteem of their community a couple must be seen to put their children’s welfare ahead of personal gratification.

And there are some limits, especially for children. Jacksonian parents have the unquestioned right to set those limits for children, and woe betide anyone else who sticks their nose in to tell a them how to to it.

Corporal punishment is customary and common; Jacksonians find objections to this time-honored and (they feel) effective method of discipline outlandish and absurd.

And from there, we can move back to immigration and show why opposition to the current state of affairs (let alone any form of reward for flauting the law) runs counter to Jacksonian belief. Amnesty would be akin to rewarding a child with ice cream for throwing a temper tantrum because he was served broccoli.

Financially, Jacksonians are a mixed bag. If a set of wide parameters can be drawn around their belief structure, it the sixth belief would be in an open, loose financial policy personally, and a tight fiscal policy governmentally. In short, Jacksonians prefer that they have access to easy credit with low interest rates, allowing them to spend for luxuries far beyond the absolutely necessary, but that their government should excercise fiscal restraint, not borrowing money, nor wasting it on frivolous non-necessities. Most especially, not wasting it on supporting a permanent underclass–or “pork class” for that matter. Such funds were taken from the Jacksonian, and thus are entrusted to the government to be used as seen fit by the people from whom the funds were removed by force of law. Many Jacksonians would be happy if the government spent on nothing but national defense and enforcement of necessary laws — and what they deem necessary is usually somewhat less than what we have.

Lacking a home to call their own, and suspicious of government spending and governmental power, Jacksonian traditions get expressed in many ways and from both parties: Flat Tax; check boxes to direct funds to specific programs; cutting U.N. subsidies; and suggestions to abolish Cabinet-level offices like Energy, Education, and even Homeland Security. All of these spring from the Jacksonian thought mode.

To date, the party that has expressed a platform closest to their beliefs has been the Libertarian Party, but is has been fatally handicapped by its idealistic stands on foriegn policy and society in general. Jacksonians recognize that in today’s smaller world, simply withdrawing to our own borders is tantamount to national suicide. And worse, some limited government is a bargain with the devil, but it’s better than no government at all. “Communism requires that all men be angels for it to work; Libertarianism assumes that they are,” is how one person put it. Whether that was an original by the author who wrote me, or if he was quoting someone else, I am not sure.

So what does the future hold? Will the Jacksonian tradition find it’s own identity and political party, or will it continue to make a deal with the two devils we know? I don’t know the answer to that question, but I do know that continuing the path we Jacksonians have followed thus far will only result in more of the same. The Contract with America lies in ruins, and the constitution is tattered.

It’s time for Jacksonians to recognize themselves for whom and what they are. Only then can we advance our agenda, and it appears that a third party is a necessity for doing so, as the Republican party thinks it can continue to ignore the will of the masses, and the Democratic party has simply jumped off the deep end.

Ubu to the Republican Party: So Long, and Thanks For All the Pork

And illegal immigration, pork, half-assing the War on Islamofacism, pork, creating another huge bureaucracy, more pork, nearly blowing the SCOTUS picks, and, oh, probably a dozen other little things that don’t quite come up to the level of major grievance, such as not prosecuting seditionists. (As much as I’d like to, I can’t blame you for Banner of the Stars III not being licensed in region 1 yet.)

At this point, I’ve given up on the Republican Party. I’m not voting for them just to keep the Dems out of office. That’s what they want and expect. The only way to remind them of who their bosses are is to humble them. Break them on the anvil of the voting booth, and reforge them into something better.

However, I no longer believe that is likely, and I can’t continue holding my nose and hoping. Therefore, I am no longer a Republican. Henceforth, I am a member of the Jacksonian Party, even if it’s just a party of one. For those who would like to know more about the beliefs of this party, and why Andrew Jackson is it’s namesake, I recommend this article.

Electric Rates Again

So, prompted by this article at KHOU, I was checking on the Mayor’s program to advertise electric companies at our expense, and I noticed something really weird on this page.

Note the rates for the Reliant “Price to Beat” program:

1-250 kWh: $0.122159
251 – 800: $0.164428
800 + : $0.1564136

But here are the rates that appear on my bill, and in my earlier post:
PTB
1 – 250 : $0.29441
251-800: $0.077171
801 + : $0.0489826

Secure Plan
1-500 $0.058823
500-1000 $0.08567
1000+ $0.06533

After a half hour of puzzling it out, I finally figured out that it was because the website already adds the fuel factor into each rate, but it’s the variable piece of the puzzle which could invalidate the entire comparison. The website doesn’t mention this. So what’s the point of spending taxpayer money on a worthless tool?

(And in a sideline note, I may soon upgrade this site to WP2.x and it’s wysiwyg editing. Those tables were such a damn pain, I only now realized I left out the size of the brackets in each rate plan. Grrrrrr. I’ll have to work on the formatting later.

Reliant: Another Bad Deal

Well, once again, Reliant is up to its old tricks, offering a “great deal” that isn’t so great once you actually look past the hype. This time, it’s the electricity rates and their new “Secure Plan with Heat Protection.” And just like last time with the gas plan, a major part of the trick is getting the user to lock in a high fuel factor.

The plan, in case you haven’t looked too closely, is in two parts. First is to lock in the current fuel factor for 12 months, so that it doesn’t rise (or fall). Second is to offer a break on the electrical bill; any month for which the average temperature for the whole month is 2.0 degrees higher than the 10-year average, Reliant will take $50 off the bill. It sounds great, but in reality, there’s so many problems with it I’m not sure where to begin. So let’s start with the trick borrowed from their gas plan: locking the natural gas Fuel Factor.

The FF is a surcharge added onto the bill that allows Reliant to adjust its rates when fuel prices go up. We do generate a fair amount of electricity from natural gas in this area, but we also have the nuclear power power plant. Also, welcome to summer in North America. This is a time that prices for natural gas tend to decrease, not increase, because residential/commercial heating use accounts for a major part of the market. Peak demand, and therefore, peak prices, are in the winter. Anyone locking in the current fuel factor is likely doing themselves a disfavor; historically, prices are lower in the summer.

The second trick is that for the 10-year average to be exceeded by 2.0 degrees for 30 days takes a major, major heat wave that lasts for several weeks. The killer kind, like we had in 2001. Oh, conveniently for Reliant, that one counts against the average. Five of the eight hottest summers on record have been in the last decade, which sounds like a great selling point, but what it really means is that they count against the average, making it harder to qualify.

The third trick is that the rate scales are re-jiggered. While the fuel factor remains the same in either plan look at the rates being charged:

PTB SCWHP
$0.29441 $0.058823
$0.077171 $0.08567
$0.0489826 $0.06533

Note that every one of the rates is higher for the Secure Plan than for the standard Price to Beat plan! But to confuse you, they rejigger the rate brackets, making the first bracket twice as big as normal. It doesn’t do enough however. Below are the rates that would be charged based on various usages. Pull your own electrical bills out and compare.

Charges for the Price to Beat plan:

Price
to Beat

0-250
kWh

250-800
kWh

800+
kWh

Fuel
Factor

TOTAL

Rate:

0.029441

0.077171

0.048926

0.092718

250 kWh

$ 7.36

$ –

$ –

$ 23.18

$ 30.54

500

$ 7.36

$ 19.29

$ –

$ 46.36

$ 73.01

800

$ 7.36

$ 42.44

$ –

$ 74.17

$ 123.98

1000

$ 7.36

$ 57.88

$ 9.79

$ 92.72

$ 167.74

1100

$ 7.36

$ 65.60

$ 14.68

$ 101.99

$ 189.62

1200

$ 7.36

$ 73.31

$ 19.57

$ 111.26

$ 211.50

1300

$ 7.36

$ 81.03

$ 24.46

$ 120.53

$ 233.39

1400

$ 7.36

$ 88.75

$ 29.36

$ 129.81

$ 255.27

1500

$ 7.36

$ 96.46

$ 34.25

$ 139.08

$ 277.15

1600

$ 7.36

$ 104.18

$ 39.14

$ 148.35

$ 299.03

1700

$ 7.36

$ 111.90

$ 44.03

$ 157.62

$ 320.91

1800

$ 7.36

$ 119.62

$ 48.93

$ 166.89

$ 342.79

1900

$ 7.36

$ 127.33

$ 53.82

$ 176.16

$ 364.68

2000

$ 7.36

$ 135.05

$ 58.71

$ 185.44

$ 386.56

2100

$ 7.36

$ 142.77

$ 63.60

$ 194.71

$ 408.44

2200

$ 7.36

$ 150.48

$ 68.50

$ 203.98

$ 430.32

2300

$ 7.36

$ 158.20

$ 73.39

$ 213.25

$ 452.20

2400

$ 7.36

$ 165.92

$ 78.28

$ 222.52

$ 474.08



Charges for the Secure Plan, with Heat Protection:

Secure
Plan

0-500
kWh

500-1000
kWh

1000+
kWh

Fuel

Factor

Total

Rate:

0.058823

0.08567

0.06533

0.092718

250 kWh

$ 14.71

$ –

$ –

$ 23.18

$ 37.89

500

$ 29.41

$ –

$ –

$ 46.36

$ 75.77

800

$ 29.41

$ 25.70

$ –

$ 74.17

$ 129.29

1000

$ 29.41

$ 42.84

$ –

$ 92.72

$ 164.96

1100

$ 29.41

$ 51.40

$ 6.53

$ 101.99

$ 189.34

1200

$ 29.41

$ 59.97

$ 13.07

$ 111.26

$ 213.71

1300

$ 29.41

$ 68.54

$ 19.60

$ 120.53

$ 238.08

1400

$ 29.41

$ 77.10

$ 26.13

$ 129.81

$ 262.45

1500

$ 29.41

$ 85.67

$ 32.67

$ 139.08

$ 286.82

1600

$ 29.41

$ 94.24

$ 39.20

$ 148.35

$ 311.20

1700

$ 29.41

$ 102.80

$ 45.73

$ 157.62

$ 335.57

1800

$ 29.41

$ 111.37

$ 52.26

$ 166.89

$ 359.94

1900

$ 29.41

$ 119.94

$ 58.80

$ 176.16

$ 384.31

2000

$ 29.41

$ 128.51

$ 65.33

$ 185.44

$ 408.68

2100

$ 29.41

$ 137.07

$ 71.86

$ 194.71

$ 433.05

2200

$ 29.41

$ 145.64

$ 78.40

$ 203.98

$ 457.43

2300

$ 29.41

$ 154.21

$ 84.93

$ 213.25

$ 481.80

2400

$ 29.41

$ 162.77

$ 91.46

$ 222.52

$ 506.17



And finally, a head-to-head comparison of the two plans:

PTB

SP
w/HP

Higher

250 kWh

$ 30.54

$ 37.89

$ 7.35

500

$ 73.01

$ 75.77

$ 2.76

800

$ 123.98

$ 129.29

$ 5.31

1000

$ 167.74

$ 164.96

$ (2.78)

1100

$ 189.62

$ 189.34

$ (0.29)

1200

$ 211.50

$ 213.71

$ 2.20

1300

$ 233.39

$ 238.08

$ 4.69

1400

$ 255.27

$ 262.45

$ 7.18

1500

$ 277.15

$ 286.82

$ 9.67

1600

$ 299.03

$ 311.20

$ 12.16

1700

$ 320.91

$ 335.57

$ 14.65

1800

$ 342.79

$ 359.94

$ 17.15

1900

$ 364.68

$ 384.31

$ 19.64

2000

$ 386.56

$ 408.68

$ 22.13

2100

$ 408.44

$ 433.05

$ 24.62

2200

$ 430.32

$ 457.43

$ 27.11

2300

$ 452.20

$ 481.80

$ 29.60

2400

$ 474.08

$ 506.17

$ 32.09

Note that because of the way the rate breaks, there is exactly one stretch where you’re not paying more on the Secure Plan. And remember, the Heat Protection only applies to four months out of the year!

Truly, with Reliant, it is “buyer beware.”