The problem with robbing someone who draws for a living, is that they don’t have to find time to get with the police sketch artist. A mugger in Australia picked on the wrong party when he robbed Bill “Weg” Green of Victoria, according to this story. The artist drew a picture of his assailant for the police, who compared it to someone they’d just caught for robbery nearby — and it “was the spitting image.”

Which is really funny when you look at the picture, here. Weg, you see, is a cariacture artist.

h/t to Howard Tayler, of SchlockMercenary.

A would-be thief picked on the wrong convienence store clerk in this video. Technique’s a little unorthodox, but I only saw him miss once on the clip. Definately a candidate to replace the coach of one of the worst batting lineups in the MLB!

But I guess this guy was really hungry. Remind me not to get between him and a hamburger! I mean anyone who can take down a 5-point buck, barehanded….

Edit: um, so did he need a license for barehanded hunting? And when does the season begin?