The other day, a friend of mine (edit: the infamous Dr.Heinous… dummy me, I forgot he’d guest-blogged here) asked me what I thought of Georgie Porgie’s new SCOTUS nominee. It sorta set me off on a random tanget, and afterwards I thought well, it’s not bad, why don’t I edit into a post? So, my response to his question was, in a word: crap.

Now, in a lot more words…

First, in my not so humble opinion, a SCOTUS nominee should always be drawn from within the federal bench, or possibly a state supreme court. (Preferably a non-elective one. Elective judges are best described as politicians with judicial powers.) It’s not just a matter of qualification, it’s a matter of mindset. Someone who’s never been a judge should never be nominated for that position. Yet in our history, we’ve seen various cronies appointed. Some of them may have done excellent jobs, but I have a really strict view about the law, and it doesn’t include the words compromise or political. Politicians do not make good judges, and are (in my view) more likely to legislate from the bench.

Although we’ve certainly had 40 years of the judges doing it, so maybe I should say “should be more likely, but your milage may vary.” Anyway, I’m suspicious of such.

Second, the Democratic leader of the senate likes her. That’s definately a big minus. Reagan appointed people that the Dems would confirm after the Bork fiasco, and look what we got: Breyer and Ginsburg. The orignal Court Commies.

Edit: ARGH. Tuning Spork, over at the Rottie, pointed out I had the judges wrong, both were Clinton appointees (and Dem Senate confirmations, as I pointed out in Why a Non-Democratic Majority is Crucial.) The correct names were Souter and Kennedy.

On that point, I will now rest my case about Miers.

The bottom line is that I want a strict constructionalist on the SCOTUS. I think the best words I have heard on the subject were spoken last week. In comparing the “living constitution” with the “constructionist” viewpoint, the constitution was likened to a contract. When we, the people, created the United States, we did so by agreeing (in a vote) to ratify the constitution. That document, as written then and there, is what we, the American people, agreed to. No one has the power to unilaterally change the terms of the agreement.

Only, that’s not exactly true is it? The government, through the SCOTUS, can change the agreement any way it wants to. But can you suddenly decide to change what it means? No. So why can the government we created do so? What the hell kind of a contract is that? Well, to answer my own question: It isn’t one. A contract is meant to bind one party to another in agreement. If one side can change the rules any time it wants to, then it’s not a contract. It’s just a set of instructions to a mechanism called a government, and the constitution is no more than a mechanism containing some particularly hard to change rules.

But it is a contract. “Huh?” says the average person, who probably slept through civics class. “Prove it… I didn’t hear none of this contract stuff back in class.” (Like the government would tell you, duh!) Ok, that one is easy. It’s a contract, which either side can change, because we set in place a specific method for altering the terms: the amendment process.

But nine robed people in Washington have quite openly declared a coup and seized the reins of goverment. They can decide that the contract is whatever they want it to be, and no elected official can gainsay them. That is a very, very dangerous power, and it has been abused horribly. I feel quite certain the Founding Fathers would pick their guns right back up and start the Revolutionary War all over again in an instant if they saw the Kelo decision.

So to come full circle, the question is: What the hell is Bush up to, picking her? It’s riled the base, and pretty much encouraged the libertarian, small-government, anti-spending wing of the party to stay home in 2006. I sure as hell don’t see anyone standing out in the Republican party who will carry forth our standard. And the last thing the Republican party needs is a discontented faction ready to revolt. The last time that happened, we got Clinton.

And you know… we just might this time too.

So what are the alternatives? Well, they’re all flawed, but lets see.

Cheney: Health problems, Halliburton, Iraq… the media has all their talking points ready to slyly dog him with and poison the electorate. And this time, they’ll be ready for us. No Mapes and Rather screwing the pooch in prime time.

Guliani: Weak on the 2nd amendment. And while he came across great during 9/11 and since, that’s more showmanship than governance. I don’t know enough about his actual performance to overcome a natural skepticism about his conservative credentials, being from New York.

McCain: I used to like him. Lots. Then came McCain-Feingold. No, sorry, I can read the goddamn First Amendment, even if he and the Supreme Court can’t.

Rice: I’m a little annoyed at her softpedaling to the Arabs and pressuring Israel, but she’s got to carry out Bush’s policy. Maybe she gets a pass. While I admire her, the lack of political experience means she’s not serious Presidential material. Yet.

General Honore’: Well, him neither, but I can dream, can’t I? How about Secretary of State? “Goddamit Jacques, don’t get stuck on stupid! Now get the goddamn Legion over to Iran this minute.”

So what do I want? I want a Jacksonian president.

I want eminent domain to be revoked. Completely. For anything. The patchwork approach of “outlawing Kelo” locally is BS. All that means is about 1/10 of us will have decent protection, 1/2 will have none, and the rest will be vulnerable in
varying degrees.

I want the courts and Congress to stop screwing around with the Bill of Rights.

First Amendment. Ditch McCain Feingold.

Second Amendment. Get your paws off my gun dammit. Stop the paperwork bullshit.

I want the Fourth Amendment back. Kelo was it’s last gasp, but the drug war seizure laws really were the last rites.

I want the Ninth Amendment back. Put a stop to federal conditions on money grants to the states. No money grants=no Imperial Federal government. Not that it will stop the grants. Pork. Always pork….

That reminds me; I want someone to take an ax to the budget.

I don’t want Posse Comitatus to be weakened because Louisiana is full of corrupt
incompetents.

And I’m not real hopeful about any of that.

Now what may happen is if the conservative/libertarian section of the blogsphere doesn’t get what it wants in 2006, we might see some of the movers and shakers start to get together. A caucus or formal group within the party. Or even another party. It hasn’t worked so far, but if the Dems keep marginalizing themselves, even the media may not be able to save them. (Ok, that’s rank optimism, but still….) Of course, the media will just sneer at a new party as a bunch of extremists… and try to convince everyone that they have no chance at all.

And then wonder why they start polling consistantly 15-20%. Our problem is that we can’t get our agenda through without the rest of the party, and the rest of the party knows that we won’t walk away as long as the the alternative is another Clinton.

Except we just might, anyway if we get pissed enough. I think that’s going to be a bad thing, because we really will get a Clinton. Hillary, of course. And frankly, it no longer means “woman whose boobs defy gravity.” It means “socialist bitch who scares the crap out of me.“