Will There Be HOPE?

I’d been wondering what was going on with SEIU and AFSCME lately. They were just being too quiet, considering that they were fighting to see who was going to represent the city employees.

Much to my surprise, they were doing the one thing I didn’t expect at all: getting hitched.

The two bitter union rivals fighting to win the hearts and minds of 13,000 City Hall employees have a tentative agreement to join forces.

Officials from the Service Employees International Union and the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees are brokering a deal to create a new union — the Houston Organization for Public Employees, or HOPE.

I really did not expect them to have enough sense to do the obvious. I guess I definately underestimated them.

After months of trading accusations, the two sides began meeting at both the local and national level to avoid what was becoming an increasingly nasty battle.

Heh. And one that would do city employees no good. On the other hand, someone else is obviously a seasoned pro, and capable of rolling with the punches.

While officials from both unions say they’re still working out the details, the partnership is expected to be announced next week during a news conference with Mayor Bill White.

Veddy interestink. I mean, I know he’s a Democrat, and Dems + Labor equals, well, usually something bad for the taxpayer, but this is the clearest sign I have seen that White is aiming for higher political office. As the Mayor, with a budget supposedly restricted by a revenue cap, he should be naturally antagonistic towards labor unions demanding a greater share of the city’s funding for payroll. Instead, he’s acting all buddy-buddy with them. We’ve gone from a marriage to a threesome; why is it I think the average citizen is the one about to be screwed?

The Chronicle trots out the usual pro-labor talking heads to make positive sound bites for the upcoming menage-a-troìs. (Hint: If a lawyer “specializes in labor law” it means he works for the unions; otherwise he “represents big businesses in labor disputes.”) Then the article turns funny:

One detail still under debate is who would run the new union.

One proposal under discussion is for the board to have five members, three from SEIU and two from AFSCME. Another proposal is for AFSCME to have three seats and SEIU to have two, said Powell, who called the discussions a “sticking point.”

Oh yeah, I just bet it’s sticking! Can I recommend K-Y Jelly? The age-old battle for dominance; they’ve hopped in bed, only to find out they both want to be on top! Like that’s any surprise.

There have also been suggestions about two members from each union and a fifth member as a neutral, said Powell, as well as a six-member board with an equal number of representatives from each union.

Heh. Maybe I should volunteer to be the neutral if they go with the five-member plan. I hate them both, after all!

Oh, all right. Hate is probably too strong of a word for any member of civilization. Well, except for the girl who deliberately jacked with the timepiece in order to disqualify me from a tourney in high school. Her, I still hate 30 years later. She was an evil, vindictive and spiteful bitch — but I only want to see her come to a bad end in a vat of acid because it would teach her a lesson. What? Me? Hold a grudge? Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t hold grudges, I preserve them in formaldahyde. Much more hygenic.

Mike Muskat, an employment lawyer with Muskat, Martinez & Mahony, questioned whether city employees will become cynical about the new coalition.

“Here you have two unions that have been very critical of each other on a local and national level and claim to have very different views on how best to represent workers,” he said. “Yet now they are prepared to jointly manage a very large labor organization and to represent workers at the bargaining table?”

Ah, ok, if you’re not a “labor lawyer” you’re an “employement lawyer.” Well, that’s awfully evenhanded of the Chronicle for once.

Some city employees may wonder whether these unions care more about numbers and dues than effective representation, Muskat said.

I can name one. You’re reading his stuff…

“It has the chance to run about as smoothly at the end of the Civil War when the Yankees and the Confederates were supposed to get along the next day,” said E. Dale Wortham, president of the Harris County AFL-CIO.

Ok, this guy I like, just for that turn of phrase.. I don’t trust him, understand; I mean I think it’s pretty pretentious of even an up-east old-money liberal to use their first initial, but it really is overdone for a “representative of the working man” such as a union boss. (Show me an honest union executive, and I’ll show you who’s in the cement bucket next to Jimmy Hoffa.) It strikes me that he’s not working from the same playbook as the rest of the federal and local union officials who put together this little shotgun marriage.

It will be interesting — and important to the City of Houston — to see if the two unions can pull it off. And while I have no love for either of them or even the concept of public sector unions, I do wonder if it will help another problem I’ve harped on before. For some hard facts on that, return here tomorrow.

Dream Team Harem

So Jason, over at Anime on My Mind decided a month ago to challenge his viewers to put together their very own animé harem. Just in case you’re not familiar with the genre, an anime harem involves 2 or more girls (usually 3-5) all chasing after the same guy. Often he’s hapless and hopless, and he usually can’t (or won’t) make up his mind between them, or something prevents him from doing so. Competition between the girls is often fierce, and provides about half the entertainment; the other half being the frequency with which the girls lose articles of clothing.

For the selection, the rules were: six girls, plus one maid to kind of keep the place in order. No two girls could be from the same series, unless they were twins/triplets, in which case the sisters would count as a single “girl.” Pretty simple, and quite generous. The thread is still going, so I chimed in with my contribution. Just for fun, I decided to cross-post here, since I can add the pictures and show my choices, not to mention discuss my reasons at greater length.

Many of the posters developed “themes” with their choices, and as I sifted through my collection mentally, I found one developing with my picks. Once I identified it, I ran with the idea, although it did change my choices slightly. I chose to restrict myself to anime that I owned or had seen on TV; if I’m picking my favorites, I can’t claim a girl as a favorite if I haven’t seen her series. So a lot of worthy candidates got eliminated from the outset: CBD Kei, CBD May, the original Nuku Nuku, Lum, and so on.

The theme I ran with was flexibility.

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Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

Apparently Zarqawi has been bagged and tagged. One more score for the good guys!

Over/under on how long until someone on the left claims we nailed him six months ago but kept the story on ice until we needed it (to derail the Haditha news): 5 minutes.

Edit: Is it just me, or was CNN spending an incredible amount of time (at least 20 minutes) slamming Ann Coulter yesterday? Ann this, Ann that, oh my god, they even showed 9/11 footage to slam her — funny how that never gets shown in any story about, you know, terrorism, isn’t it?

Strange, but I somehow missed the copious wall-to-wall coverage of the Iranian riots against their Islamofacist government.

Best line so far, from Instapundit: “Is it just me, or is the Middle East a lot like 7th Grade with RPGs?” That’s such an insult to 7th graders.

Update: What did I tell ya?

TURNING POINT! TURNING POINT! Look, it’s great that Zarqawi’s dead, and it’s certainly too bad the Bush administration chose not to kill him when they had the chance years ago, preferring to keep him alive since it was useful to bolstering the set of deceptions they used to launch a war in which tens of thousands of innocent people have been killed….

Expensive Toys (updated)

KTRK has a brief blurb on Mayor White’s new toys, which are about to (finally) be deployed downtown. Of course, the new Parking Authority is getting to show them off as if they actually had anything to do with it

The city’s parking commission showed off the newest marking super meters that will soon hit Houston streets. The meter, nicknamed ‘Luke,’ will allow you to pay parking with bills, credit cards, and eventually, even your cell phone. It even has wireless Internet.

Ah, but it’s good publicity for the Authority. One hopes the meters don’t use the wireless internet to surf for porn, or authorize AAA membership cards as if they were credit cards. Then again, at $10,000 a pop, citizens should expect some amenities.

Your days of fumbling for change just to park downtown is coming to an end.

Your… days… is. Ye gads. One also hopes KTRK can learn to edit better than the Chronicle. My advice to whomever’s writing this stuff is to put the bottle down: “Mom who baby with student allowed to keep custody of daughter.” Ahem.

Meanwhile, back at city hall, these $10,000 beauties will “increase revenue” for the City of Houston, seeing as any meter is probably better than no meter). At least, revenue will improve until a vandal comes along..

$10,000.00 meter meets $0.10 stick of gum. Guess which is going to win?

Update: From the comment below:

However, there’s another hidden reason for the big emphasis on electronic meters replacing our familar coin operated relics: Rate increases. From Vancouver, BC:

In addition, Council as part of the Supplementary Capital Budget approved the purchase of 1000 Electronic mechanisms. These have much greater flexibility than the mechanical equipment and, with a greater number, the City will be able to introduce Smart Cards for payment. In addition, it is more difficult to obtain mechanical parts for maintenance and rate and time changes. It took four months to get parts for the recent rate change approved by Council, while the electronic meters were all changed in one week with no need for parts.

I really hate it when I miss the obvious….

Also, shouldn’t the city get around to updating its website with info on the parking authority?

Are You A God?

Well, I’ve managed to go more than long enough without an anime post, so I thought I’d drop one in today. Sadly, I don’t have a lot of cheesecake to tickle your eyeballs with, because this series is based more on its whacked-out premise and implausible plots. Yes, although the title is taken from Ghostbusters, I’m discussing the hijinks of the SOS Brigade, and everyone’s favorite unconcious goddess, Haruhi Suzumiya. If you’re thinking about watching this show in the near future, don’t go below the fold, because I’m speculating about the metastory here and there’s huge spoilers as a result.

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Good Riddance

The Senate just told President Bush what to do with his “Defense of Marriage” amendment. Undoubtedly, some folks will be up in arms about the godless heathens running the country into the ground, blah, blah, blah. But enough about the Democrats. Equally undoubtedly, some supporters will claim that this was the intended result, a part of the president’s brilliant plan to fire up the base, get them mad at certain senators, and bring out the vote in the fall.

I’ve got news for the “Bush fanboys:” The base is fired up, it is mad, and it’s not coming out in the fall–because it’s mad at the Republicans it elected. And it knows that this was nothing more than a cynical ploy; the act of a con artist trying to get everyone to watch the wrong (morals) hand while he sneaks the (immigration) pea out from under the shell.

We’re not going for it.

I used to subscribe to the theory that the President made a habit out of appearing dumb in order to fool his enemies, but ever since the Miers nomination, I have become increasingly convinced that I was wrong: Bush is actually stupid. Well-intentioned, most of the time, but stupid.

Creeping and Stupid Government Roundup

Recent news has been just full of good cheer about the local scene, with no less than four stories over at BlogHouston today (and a couple of recent ones from here) that serve to illustrate exactly what’s wrong with how the city’s being run these days.

Sports Authority Gets New Exec — What the Sports Authority needs to get is eliminated. Both mayors Brown and White have displayed a willingness to expand government by setting up unaccountable “Authorities” which then develop a life of their own.

A woman who serves as acting head of the San Antonio Convention and Visitors Bureau is expected to be named chief executive of the Harris County-Houston Sports Authority today.

Janis Schmees will be given the mandate to attract new events, including track and field competitions, to the city, said Billy Burge, chairman of the sports authority.

Setting up the SA was a shuffle to keep the increase in taxes from being either “city” or “county”; there is no need to have an expensive agency and executive salaries for the sole purpose of paying off the bonds used to build a new set of stadiums. Of course, that’s why the SA is looking for more work, just like any government.

Odd, isn’t it, how sports franchises are the only entertainment “industry” that gets government taxpayers to fund their “manufacturing facility.” When was the last time a major city built Sony a new recording studio?

The New Super Fire Station construction contract is coming up for a vote. Of course, we wouldn’t have to construct a new fire station if Outta Town Brown hadn’t sold both of our downtown stations to developers. One was torn down to build the Downtown Aquarium and helipad (a mere 40 feet from the elevated I-45). Oh wait, thanks to a city employee with the guts to do his job, that genius idea got shut down. Of course, if the council hadn’t given the developer carte blanche to change the plans without submitting them for review, that might not have happened.

As for the other, well, the Rockets allegedly play basketball there now, but you couldn’t prove it by me.

But never fear, citizens of Houston! While the mayor’s shell game continues apace, council member and NJR (Non-Jacksonian Republican and supporter of illegal alien daycare job centers) M. J. Khan is organizing the business people of southwest Houston, where many of the Katrina refugees settled. Strangely, this area has seen a spike in the crime rate, leading said businesspeople to take matters into their own hands. Or forgo business. A resturant that closes before supper? I expect to hear things like that in the fifth ward, or up on Lyons Ave. where the crack-whores walk. Not in Chinatown. On the other hand, the closet commies haven’t managed to abrogate the Second Amendment yet.

Meanwhile, the original unelected Authority, Metro, isn’t exactly trusted by HPD to deliever an unbiased report about an accident involving one of their own.

“Also, I do not believe the information provided by Metro conclusively ruled out the possibility that the lights may have malfunctioned with regard to what the officer saw,” Ready said.

Although Metro police normally investigate MetroRail collisions, Ready said HPD, which has a division specifically for accident investigations, handles those involving the city’s fleet.

Since this is essentially an overlapping jurisdiction, it will be interesting to see if Metro tries to maintain their usual position of “it’s the driver’s fault” so they can keep working on their bag limit. Pedestrians, bicyclists, SUV drivers, it’s open season on everyone except HPD. Although Metro doesn’t appreciate the distinction. As Anne points out over at BlogHouston:

Amusingly, the original Chronicle story on the accident includes this quote from Metro’s George Smalley:

Smalley said the preliminary report also indicated that the officer may have run a red light at the intersection.

That would undoubtedly be Metro’s preliminary report.

Heh. Indeed. At least it didn’t vanish, like one of Metro’s earlier studies. We wouldn’t even know about that one if it weren’t for perennial thorn-in-Metro’s-side, Tom Bazan.

I wonder if raising the speed limit at the Deathramp is just TxDOT being jealous of Metro’s accident total?

And now for the ” if anyone wonders why I don’t like the Chronicle, Marvin Zindler, or Wayne Dolcefino, then ask yourself why an informal alliance of bloggers have to spend their own time, money, and effort dragging together all these facts and checking up on our local government — for free — while the folks that get paid for shutting down whorehouses and crawling in dumpsters get all the kudos.

As he makes his rounds through the city — his city — chances are the people who rubberneck to catch a glimpse have on their minds neither the Chicken Ranch nor the story Zindler considers his most important — his 1985 reports on financial mismanagement by the Hermann Hospital board of trustees. And it’s a sure bet they aren’t thinking about the Agris-Zindler Children’s Foundation, which has helped children all over the world.

No, they’re thinking of his weekly reports on restaurant health inspections, with their frequent finding of “SLIIIIME in the ice machine.” He shouts it like a battle cry. Or they’re thinking of his latest piece — he’s done thousands — about ordinary people who got a bum deal.

They’re the press. They’re the ones who are supposed to be the “watchdogs of government.” What are they doing? Puff pieces on Marvin Zindler. Herman’s financial mideeds? Hey, that was twenty years ago, Marvin. What have you done for us lately? Busted dirty restuarants and sleazy car dealers. Oh, and in the interests of full disclosure, pestered Public Works over the usual stupidity. We’re an easy target, because we can’t say “Hey, Marvin, the citizen complaining to you is ‘telling the truth with a notable lack of enthusiasm!'” Instead of questioning Metro’s train fares, our local media spent “sweeps month” going on and on about Enron. Well some of them are paying attention to the issues:

The people who answer Houston’s 911 calls said their office is in a state of emergency, and something needs to be done.

Union leaders said poor management at the center has lead to poor working conditions, low morale and a high turnover rate that’s lead[sic] to understaffing — and that puts the public at risk.

They also said despite past complaints, the problems have not been solved. Union leaders met with emergency center officials to once again try to find a solution.

I guess it led to understaffing too. Not that the union seems to be all that worried about it:

Union officials said they will not endorse the hiring of any new employees until existing problems at the call center are fixed.

Talk about counterproductive. “Hey, we’re going to hold our breath and demand you make the understaffing problem worse!”

(Update: Both Houstonist and BlogHouston now have pieces on it.)

Well, it’s a bare-bones article (KTRK has little more), but at least it’s some coverage on an important subject, even if it lacks context. But Tom Kirkendall’s excellent opinions aside, the effect of Enron, or the wall-to-wall Enron coverage to which we were subjected (endlessly), on the average Houston citizen will be zilch.

(Deeeeeeeeeeep breath…../puts down the blunt object/) Well, in any case, if you think Marvin and/or the Chronicle already make enough money, you can always reward some of the area bloggers by hitting their tip jars or shopping at their stores:

BlogHouston
Houston’s Clear Thinkers

Or their favorite charities:
Off The Kuff

And of course mine are over there on the right.

Note: any other local bloggers that I missed can put theirs in the comments below and I’ll add it to the list for a couple of days. (Though I do reserve the right to reject causes I disagree with, like CAIR, PETA, Hamas, etc. )

I Knew It!

People are stupid. (h/t to The Buck Stops Here.)

Microwaved water kills plants. Just reading the convolutions some of the commenters go through makes my head hurt. FYI: this is in reference to (supposedly) an elementary school student’s project to see if giving a plant microwaved water was good for it.

My favorite comment wasn’t: “If the effect is real (and noting the criticisms here and on the page linked to), then I wonder if it’s connected with the oxygen levels in the water?”

It was the response: “Plants don’t take up oxygen from water (via roots), as far as I know.”

Sigh. While technically true, if you, good reader, don’t know what’s wrong with that, your opinion on global warming has just been invalidated, because you are are a scientific illiterate and ignorant of one of the basic parameters. Now go retake high-school biology. And stop reading this blog; the pictures are too intelligent for you.

Damn, but that much concentrated stupidity makes me snarky.

In the Sand Trap

When your entire golf course is sand and rocks, should any foliage be considered a “grass trap?”

Elen Gubeb’s tattered sandals and torn jeans don’t match his pricey new Mizuno glove, but dress is not important at this homemade golf track on Namibia’s desert coast, an unlikely golf hotspot.

Very unlikely….

The nine-hole course dubbed the “West Side Club” has no greens or tees, water or grass. Stinging sand and gusts of wind whistle through a lone row of palm trees on the edge of the forbidding Namib desert.

Of course, no Reuters article could be complete without mentioning the evils left over from the colonial age:

The Namib, the world’s oldest living desert, and the barren Skeleton Coast limit employment options in the former German colony that for decades was under the control of neighboring South Africa.

Oooh, bonus points for the reference to both Germany and South Africa! How bad is the evil legacy of colonialsim? Why, this golfer is unemployed!

“I don’t work, I just play golf every day,” says Gubeb, one of thousands of youths unable to find permanent work in the poor southern African nation.

If you’d handed me that quote and asked who said it, I’d have guessed Tiger Woods, not Elen Gubeb. But since it was Elen, I’d like to know something that Reuters managed not to mention in this oh-so-brief news “story” from nowhere:

Where and how does an unemployed Namibian golfer obtain a “pricey new Mizuno glove?”

Makes one wonder….

Teaching Seperatism — on the Taxpayer’s Dime

Just in case you thought the idiots demanding their “due” and “rights” weren’t absolutely the opposite of what multi-cultural is and means, here’s an object lesson. This guy doesn’t look like a principal from a taxpayer-funded school, he looks like a thug from the barrio.

Listen dude, if you came here to escape your home country, stop trying to import it. And if you came here to import it, then you are an enemy of the United States. It’s that simple.

The Marines Should Sue

In the history of yellow journalism, little worse has been done to the fine military of the United States than this smear of the Marines. Tips of the hat to Michelle Malkin and The Absurd Report.

The weasaling done by the Times since then has been entirely disingenous and unbelieveable. I’m furious at these bastards, and it’s high time the U.S. starts fighting back. If you’re an American news outlet and engage in this type of yellow journalism, sedition charges should not be out of the question.

Laptop (In) Security

I think, at this point, any company that allows employee data to be loaded onto a laptop should be held liable for damages if that information is compromised due to the the theft of the laptop. As some of the above companies did have such a policy, and their employees or auditors violated it, clearly the company must also have an enforcement strategy, not merely a “fig-leaf” policy.

Update 6/7/06: Thieves strike again. H/T to SDB.

Don’t Get Cocky, Kid.

Just in case you thought the War on Terror was over, here’s more news that it isn’t.

From the Toronto Star, courtesy of PJM:

“The group arrested yesterday allegedly had a list of targets, sources have told the Star, and the Toronto headquarters of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service was one of them.So were the Parliament Buildings in Ottawa and a smattering of other high-profile, heavily populated areas.

But not being in one of those buildings wouldn’t have helped, if their scouting was any clue:

Joe Warmington @ The Toronto Sun on suspicious videotaping in the Toronto subway earlier this week: “One witness told the Sun that these men were timing the frequency of the trains and filming under the seats and the subway system map�

Tie this into the raids in Britian the other day, and it’s clear that the enemy is far from defeated. This war will be a long one, and half-measures won’t work.

That should come as no surprise to anyone who’s been paying attention.

Bargain Basement Law Enforcement

The last few weeks have seen Mayor White’s latest brainstorm almost slip by unnoticed behind the controversy over supporting illegal immigration and using red-light cameras. Well, I was just going back through some old posts over at BlogHouston when I ran across this tidbit, quoted by Kevin from Jay Aiyer’s campaign blog last year:

Why have we not trained more new officers? Cost — it currently costs the city of Houston $2.8 million for a cadet class of 70. That number doubles when the overall cost of operations of the Police Academy is factored in. Fiscal reality makes any dramatic increase in training difficult under our current system.

Hm…. $1.5 mil for “35 to 40” traffic-light repairmen and guys out there with batons waving traffic around? Or $5.6 mil for 70 real police we can send on any type of call? I know which one I think is the better buy — especially since, if we aren’t using the Police Academy to train police, we’re still paying for that half of the expense and under-utilizing it to boot.

And while we’re at it, how is a traffic-light repairman a law-enforcer? And why do we suddenly need a bunch more of them? Maybe the Mayor’s little traffic-light synchronization project is a little harder to keep running than he thought?

HPD Fires Critic

This one almost sneaked completely by, with only a report on KHOU’s blog:

Tom Nixon, the Houston police officer who voiced his opinion to the media about how police chases should be handled, was fired Friday. Nixon gained notoriety when he spoke to the media about how chases should be handled after a chase ended with the car being chased crashing into a car with two passengers and a child.

That’s it… the entire report. However, the Chronicle has a bit more information: yes, he was fired for being too outspoken.

Chad Hoffman, Houston Police Officers’ Union attorney, said officer Thomas Nixon received an 18-page letter of suspension outlining the reasons for his firing, which centered on his criticism of the department’s pursuit policy.

“We knew that it was coming,” Hoffman said. “We knew that the department intended to terminate him for those comments.”

And some people wonder why I blog under a pseudonym. As for Nixon, he echoed a common complaint heard from local law enforcement officers in the last few years: that sensitivity over police chases has made the department back off too far.

Nixon said the department’s policy wasn’t tough enough. He said officers should have rammed the suspect’s car before it became a threat to motorists. “I don’t think officers should be ramming vehicles ad hoc, what I feel is that officers need latitude to bring a chase to a stop,” Nixon said Friday.

Nixon was reassigned to desk duty after making inflammatory comments about HPD chase procedure on a radio program. He said he would disobey lawful orders from superiors if he thought they were arbitrary.

That kind of blanket statement disturbs me when I see it in the press, because it screams that there’s an awful lot of context that’s missing. What is “arbitrary” to officer Nixon? I get very suspicious of the writer’s motives and viewpoint when I see a quote that makes the speaker look negative tacked on at the end of a paragraph. And what does the very next paragraph lead off with?

Why, the favorite subject of some folks: Can you fire these people for anything?

He later filed a lawsuit claiming HPD violated his constitutional right to free speech and retaliated against him. Nixon said he will seek reinstatement.