Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik.

Ok, it may not be perfectly correct, but I had to work in a Star Trek quote somewhere. And this evokes “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” to me.

Well, our good buddy Ronnie Earle, up in Austin, may have just shot himself in the foot big time. First he gets a pair of hightly touted (by the MSM) indictments, that not only could not stand the blinding glare of public scrutiny, they couldn’t stand a flicking candle of indifference at midnight. Indictments so vague that they are not charges, they’re statements of, “trust us, we’re going to bring charges!” So then Ronnie decides to up the ante and gives the “evidence” such as it is, to a second jury. Which promptly hands them back and says “see us when you have something.” Never one to accept a setback, he runs over to a jury so new it’s still in diapers, and bamboozles them into approving the charges. But unless you’re dense or had your attention elsewhere, you already knew this. So what’s up now?

Ronnie’s living in a glass house. Thanks to the Captain (and Mr. DeLay’s sensible research), Earle’s own illegal campaign contributions have come to light. And get this…. he made no attempt to hide them; they’re right there on his campaign contribution forms!

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Never Heard of Such an Animal

What’s this National Disaster Adminsitrative Leave pay line on my paycheck? And why only 8 hours? We were informed earlier that we’d be paid for Thursday, Friday, and Monday of the “hurricane vacation” and that we could use our vacation time to make up the remainder. We are getting our 80 hours, so it’s just a matter of how they are accounting for it. Figured we’d just see 80 hours like normal. Instead we see our regular hours, our vacation hours* if we had to take extra time, and 8 hours of this new thing. Not 24, as one would expect. The weird thing is it resulted in a few cents of difference on the net of my paycheck, probably due to tax calculations. Bet they forgot to charge the SS tax on those hours.

Now contrast that with Baytown’s behavior.) We’re not “essential personnel” like HPD. Or all of Baytown’s personnel.

Update: I have found out that the special pay is for the 26th.

*I was caught well to the east with limited gas supplies, resulting in 2 extra days off before I could return to work. So were many others. Some had to stay home with kids the Wed. before, because the schools had closed.

Miers… And Then Some Other Thoughts

The other day, a friend of mine (edit: the infamous Dr.Heinous… dummy me, I forgot he’d guest-blogged here) asked me what I thought of Georgie Porgie’s new SCOTUS nominee. It sorta set me off on a random tanget, and afterwards I thought well, it’s not bad, why don’t I edit into a post? So, my response to his question was, in a word: crap.

Now, in a lot more words…

First, in my not so humble opinion, a SCOTUS nominee should always be drawn from within the federal bench, or possibly a state supreme court. (Preferably a non-elective one. Elective judges are best described as politicians with judicial powers.) It’s not just a matter of qualification, it’s a matter of mindset. Someone who’s never been a judge should never be nominated for that position. Yet in our history, we’ve seen various cronies appointed. Some of them may have done excellent jobs, but I have a really strict view about the law, and it doesn’t include the words compromise or political. Politicians do not make good judges, and are (in my view) more likely to legislate from the bench.

Although we’ve certainly had 40 years of the judges doing it, so maybe I should say “should be more likely, but your milage may vary.” Anyway, I’m suspicious of such.

Second, the Democratic leader of the senate likes her. That’s definately a big minus. Reagan appointed people that the Dems would confirm after the Bork fiasco, and look what we got: Breyer and Ginsburg. The orignal Court Commies.

Edit: ARGH. Tuning Spork, over at the Rottie, pointed out I had the judges wrong, both were Clinton appointees (and Dem Senate confirmations, as I pointed out in Why a Non-Democratic Majority is Crucial.) The correct names were Souter and Kennedy.

On that point, I will now rest my case about Miers.

The bottom line is that I want a strict constructionalist on the SCOTUS. I think the best words I have heard on the subject were spoken last week. In comparing the “living constitution” with the “constructionist” viewpoint, the constitution was likened to a contract. When we, the people, created the United States, we did so by agreeing (in a vote) to ratify the constitution. That document, as written then and there, is what we, the American people, agreed to. No one has the power to unilaterally change the terms of the agreement.

Only, that’s not exactly true is it? The government, through the SCOTUS, can change the agreement any way it wants to. But can you suddenly decide to change what it means? No. So why can the government we created do so? What the hell kind of a contract is that? Well, to answer my own question: It isn’t one. A contract is meant to bind one party to another in agreement. If one side can change the rules any time it wants to, then it’s not a contract. It’s just a set of instructions to a mechanism called a government, and the constitution is no more than a mechanism containing some particularly hard to change rules.

But it is a contract. “Huh?” says the average person, who probably slept through civics class. “Prove it… I didn’t hear none of this contract stuff back in class.” (Like the government would tell you, duh!) Ok, that one is easy. It’s a contract, which either side can change, because we set in place a specific method for altering the terms: the amendment process.

But nine robed people in Washington have quite openly declared a coup and seized the reins of goverment. They can decide that the contract is whatever they want it to be, and no elected official can gainsay them. That is a very, very dangerous power, and it has been abused horribly. I feel quite certain the Founding Fathers would pick their guns right back up and start the Revolutionary War all over again in an instant if they saw the Kelo decision.

So to come full circle, the question is: What the hell is Bush up to, picking her? It’s riled the base, and pretty much encouraged the libertarian, small-government, anti-spending wing of the party to stay home in 2006. I sure as hell don’t see anyone standing out in the Republican party who will carry forth our standard. And the last thing the Republican party needs is a discontented faction ready to revolt. The last time that happened, we got Clinton.

And you know… we just might this time too.

So what are the alternatives? Well, they’re all flawed, but lets see.

Cheney: Health problems, Halliburton, Iraq… the media has all their talking points ready to slyly dog him with and poison the electorate. And this time, they’ll be ready for us. No Mapes and Rather screwing the pooch in prime time.

Guliani: Weak on the 2nd amendment. And while he came across great during 9/11 and since, that’s more showmanship than governance. I don’t know enough about his actual performance to overcome a natural skepticism about his conservative credentials, being from New York.

McCain: I used to like him. Lots. Then came McCain-Feingold. No, sorry, I can read the goddamn First Amendment, even if he and the Supreme Court can’t.

Rice: I’m a little annoyed at her softpedaling to the Arabs and pressuring Israel, but she’s got to carry out Bush’s policy. Maybe she gets a pass. While I admire her, the lack of political experience means she’s not serious Presidential material. Yet.

General Honore’: Well, him neither, but I can dream, can’t I? How about Secretary of State? “Goddamit Jacques, don’t get stuck on stupid! Now get the goddamn Legion over to Iran this minute.”

So what do I want? I want a Jacksonian president.

  • I want eminent domain to be revoked. Completely. For anything. The patchwork approach of “outlawing Kelo” locally is BS. All that means is about 1/10 of us will have decent protection, 1/2 will have none, and the rest will be vulnerable in
    varying degrees.
  • I want the courts and Congress to stop screwing around with the Bill of Rights.
  • First Amendment. Ditch McCain Feingold.
  • Second Amendment. Get your paws off my gun dammit. Stop the paperwork bullshit.
  • I want the Fourth Amendment back. Kelo was it’s last gasp, but the drug war seizure laws really were the last rites.
  • I want the Ninth Amendment back. Put a stop to federal conditions on money grants to the states. No money grants=no Imperial Federal government. Not that it will stop the grants. Pork. Always pork….
  • That reminds me; I want someone to take an ax to the budget.
  • I don’t want Posse Comitatus to be weakened because Louisiana is full of corrupt
    incompetents.
  • And I’m not real hopeful about any of that.

    Now what may happen is if the conservative/libertarian section of the blogsphere doesn’t get what it wants in 2006, we might see some of the movers and shakers start to get together. A caucus or formal group within the party. Or even another party. It hasn’t worked so far, but if the Dems keep marginalizing themselves, even the media may not be able to save them. (Ok, that’s rank optimism, but still….) Of course, the media will just sneer at a new party as a bunch of extremists… and try to convince everyone that they have no chance at all.

    And then wonder why they start polling consistantly 15-20%. Our problem is that we can’t get our agenda through without the rest of the party, and the rest of the party knows that we won’t walk away as long as the the alternative is another Clinton.

    Except we just might, anyway if we get pissed enough. I think that’s going to be a bad thing, because we really will get a Clinton. Hillary, of course. And frankly, it no longer means “woman whose boobs defy gravity.” It means “socialist bitch who scares the crap out of me.

    Listen to your Doctor

    I should learn not to doubt my doctor. Yep, that’s me

    “Neeleman credits ADHD with his creativity and “out-of-the-box thinkingâ€?—it led him to invent e-tickets while at Morris, for example. “One of the weird things about the type of [ADHD] I have is, if you have something you are really, really passionate about, then you are really, really good about focusing on that thing. It’s kind of bizarre that you can’t pay the bills and do mundane tasks, but you can do your hyper-focus area.â€? He spends “all my waking hoursâ€? obsessing about JetBlue. The rest of his life, Neeleman says, would be a “disasterâ€? if not for his wife, who manages their home and children; his accountant, who pays the bills and tracks his finances; and his personal assistant, who sends him his schedule every day and steers him from appointment to appointment, keeping him on track.”

    …well, that’s me with a lot more drive and money. And a keeper.

    Yikes! Where did Houblog go?

    Nowhere. It’s still here. I’ve just gotten sick of dealing with Post Nuke. Basically, since it’s primary proponent died in an accident a couple of years ago, it has hopelessly stagnated. So it’s got no trackbacks, doesn’t agree with Firefox, is painful to use, and never, ever, ever cut-and-past from MS Word to it. It’s got some neat tricks you can do with it, but that’s all they are: tricks. It doesn’t matter that Fido can sit up, play dead, and roll over on command. If he’s a big rottweiler you bought to eat the occasinal thief, he’d better be able to do it.

    And I’m sick of having to bleg and then stiffing folks on trackbacks all the time. It’s rude. Not putting them in a blogroll was really rude. But PN didn’t have a module for a front-page blogroll.

    Right now, the site isn’t very pretty (not that it ever was….) but over the next few weeks I plan to add more links and experiment with the colors a bit. Who knows, maybe I’ll even do some graphics. Ooooooooooh, graphics.

    Sigh. I think I’m tired. That seemed funny when I thought of it.

    Escape complete

    (Crossposted to Brendan Loy's site (in comments), as I'm o­n dial-up and not certain how my site's going to react, also he is better read)

    I made it out of Houston–to the North east.  We were well prepared, but what should have been a 1.5 hr drive from eastern houston to Woodville (n. of Beaumont) turned into a SEVEN-hour trek. o­nce we got past it, we were in good shape, but it made the whole drive last 12 hours instead of the usual 6.5.   We left at 4 a.m…. and it still wasn't early enough.

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    Escape From Houston

    Well, that is it, I'm packed, except for removing the HD's from the computers, personal toiletries, and the computer I am taking with me.  A few hours of sleep, then we cut the gas, unplug everything, pack the last items, put the dogs in the cages and run like hell.

    You'll have to check this guy's log for excitement now.

    Edit: I just checked NOAA's website. Oh. F*ck.  I was really beginning to think, maybe it would go to Matagorda and we'd miss the bullet…  Crap.  Well, say goodbye to the house.

    Getting Ready

    NOTE: UPDATES MOVED TO EXTENDED ENTRY, CLICK “READ MORE.” Updated at 3pm, delayed due to technical problems.  (updates will continue until approx. 5pm. Now o­n Update # 10 11 12)

    Where I sit at work is in danger of flooding, so I have plenty of prep work today.  Don't fully trust our IT department to have my work backed up against a Cat 4 hurricane.  Had a spare camera cable at work, so I've got that problem solved. 

    Update from Accuweather:

    We are estimating landfall between Galveston and Corpus Christi sometime between 6 p.m. o­n Friday and 6 a.m. Saturday. Rita will continue to track westward through the southeastern Gulf of Mexico Wednesday with further strengthening possible as it crosses the same warm waters that helped Katrina strengthen into a category 5 storm. It is not out of the question that Rita could also become a Category 5 hurricane Thursday into Friday. 

    More updates through the day as I can manage them.

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    Here Comes Rita

    Accuweather says it best.

     The track that Rita takes will depend o­n how this upper-level high moves, weakens and strengthens. Our current thoughts are that the high will remain strong and in place to keep Rita o­n a westward moving course through Thursday. Then we expect the high to either split or move eastward causing Rita to move west-northwest early Friday then more northwestward Friday night and Saturday. As stated, Rita will become a major hurricane within the next 12 hours. The hurricane might level off in intensity for a time as it moves through slightly cooler water. This cooler water appears to be in the same area that Katrina tracked over. Then as the hurricane moves due west it will be back over warmer waters similar to what helped Katrina intensify to a Cat 5 hurricane. We expect Rita to slowly turn west northwest then northwest during Friday. We are estimating landfall between Galveston and Corpus Christi sometime between 6PM o­n Friday and 6AM Saturday. Ocean water analysis shows some cooler water in place about 300 miles off the Texas coast then warmer water again right near the Texas coast in our primary projected landfall area. So, intensity forecast at landfall will be a real challenge. After Rita makes landfall it will head northwest between Austin and Houston then track between Dallas and Tyler during Sunday.

    I've been busy triaging crap between “abandon”,  “take” and “move to higher ground” categories, as well as take pictures of my stuff.  I am quite vexed to have lost the cable used for transferring pictures from the camera to the computer.  Discussed what to do about the systems with a friend; he suggested dismounting the HD's and taking them with me in ziploc bags. Capital idea; it will save me from having to wipe them.

    You see, I am assuming that if the storm is Cat 4 at landfall and follows the projected path, due to a combination of either storm surge or wind (possibly tornado) that the house won't be here when I come back, or will have been severely damaged, possibly looted.  It very well may be just fine, but I can't assume that.  And a little extra work to toss lots of stuff in my car or the brother's truck will save a lot of hell later if that's the case.

    Bullseye: Houston

    Northstar, over at the People's Republic, discusses what would happen if Houston gets hit by the 'big o­ne.'  It ain't pretty.  Another hit like Katrina anywhere o­n the Gulf Coast, and we could see folks deciding that freezing their asses off in winter ain't so bad after all.Northstar quotes someone else, (but I'm not clear whom):First, you need to understand the dimensions of the future calamity. The Texas Division of Emergency Management, or DEM, produces a storm surge maps that show how far hurricanes of various strengths will push water o­nto the mainland. According to these projections, a Category 4-5 storm will flood virtually all of Galveston County, all of Clear Lake, the East Side to Loop 610, all of Baytown south of I-10 and about half of Brazoria County. The surge will be 20-25 feet high. That means every house in Clear Lake will have water over its roof or up to the second story. The o­nly structures that will be visible in Kemah will be the Boardwalk Tower ride and the roofs of the three-story restaurants. Riding out a Category 4-5 storm within the flood surge area is simply not a survivable option.

    And that does not count the flooding that will occur upstream from the torrential rains. Tropical Storm Claudette dropped 40 inches of rain o­n Alvin in 1979 in 24 hours, creating a nightmare. When a 25-foot storm surge dams up that water downstream, the flood stages upstream become almost too fantastic to believe. Some predict that I-45 will be under 20 feet of water at the Clear Creek bridge.Go here, and click the Galveston area map… and remember this is just the water coming IN from the Gulf.  It's not the rainwater dumped by the storm unable to get out.  For some idea of that, take a look at the flood plain maps.Accuweather.com has now predicted the storm WILL reach Category 5, not 3 as the Weather Service is saying.

    NO, cat does not refer to a friendly house pet. It is the scale used to designate the destructive power of a hurricane. A category 1 hurricane has winds from 74 to 95 mph while a category 5 storm has winds over 155 mph. The strength of a hurricane is the product of the sea surface temperature and the overall flow in the proximity of the storm. The ideal setup for a major hurricane is ocean water temperatures in the middle 80s or higher and high pressure centered north of the storm track. In the case of Rita, both conditions will be satisfied, and the hurricane is likely to become quite strong. It will turn into at least a category 4 hurricane and has a chance to reach category 5 status. Then there are the super hurricanes like Katrina that achieved winds of 175 mph. We don't think Rita will become that powerful, but this latest hurricane is fast becoming a serious threat to the Texas Coast. JunkyardBlog, where I was pointed to this prediction, says it is by Joe Bastardi, the first guy to say Katrina would be a Cat 4 or 5. However, it's signed “John Kocet.”  It remains to be seen whether the guys at Accuweather are just Chicken Littles who got lucky, or are the real deal.  I”ll have much more later.  If I have time.

    UPDATE: It's official. Cat 4 by tomorrow.

    Things that Piss Me Off

    Jackasses spending my tax dollars at strip clubs when I don't make enough to enjoy them myself.

    F'ing ingrates.  (See the sixth paragraph.)

    Lying bastards.

    Men of God who aren't.

    Moonbats.

    Lots of other things, I'm sure I'll think of more.

    Update 9/16:

    People who didn't listen to Scotty: “Fool me o­nce, shame o­n you…”

    People who lie o­n camera to score political points.  Blatantly. Shamelessly.

    People who lie about (and excuse) the liars.

    Being next.  Ok, that doesn't p*ss me off as much as that scares the p*ss out of me.  I have a firm rule.  I don't get blown away by hurricanes, and that sucker will be Cat 2-4 when it arrives. Cat 1 is ok, but hey, Allison wasn't even a tropical storm anymore when she dropped 3 feet of rain o­n us.  A Cat 2 and I might risk staying.  A 3 and I'm outta here.

    Democrats.

    People who think talking solves everything.

    Cindy.

    Why Ubu?

    (Edit: before I decided to start moving posts from the PN days to WordPress, I reposted this under “Why Ubu, Redoux” in October. )
    So… why did I pick such a weird name as “Ubu” to post under, anyway? What the hell kind of name is that?  Well, I got my start posting comments over at the Rottweiller and hey, it was a dog's name. Actually, it was a TV production company's name.  At the end of every episode of Family Ties they'd show the company's logo and go “Sit, Ubu, Sit!” Their logo was a dog, and he'd bark.  And hey I needed a name to post under and it was the o­nly doggie-themed name to come to mind.  Well other than Lassie or Old Yeller, and I am definately not a girl, nor rabid, dammit. 

    Well, I'm not a girl anyway.   It was much later that I Googled the name and found out it has a history

    The plays of Alfred Jarry are considered by many to be the first dramatic works of the theatre of the absurd. They are credited with a great number of literary innovations and are seen as major influences of the dada and symbolist movements in art. Ubu Roi (translated as King Ubu and King Turd) is Jarry’s most famous work… In his book Jarry: Ubu Roi, Keith Beaumont detailed three accusations that were made against Ubu Roi by spectators and critics in the aftermath of the outrageous performance. The first focused o­n the play’s ‘‘alleged’’ vulgarity and obscenity. Secondly, perhaps in view of the political atmosphere of the time, critics condemned the play and its performance as the theatrical equivalent of an ‘‘anarchist’’ bomb attack and as an act of political subversion. The third accusation leveled against the play and its performance was that they in no way constituted a ‘‘serious’’ piece of literature or of theater but rather a gigantic hoax. 

    Stunning! It would have been more difficult to be more relevant to my internet postings.  In my writings, I agree with all three interpretations. 

    (read more….)

    First, the “'alleged' vulgarity and obscenity.” Well, as we all know, times change. Ubu Roi today would be considered little more than a fairly mild avant garde play, instead of a precursor to the coming of the Antichrist. And as readers will note, I'm not much for avoiding profanity or vulgarity. When I'm writing a thoughtful and rational post, I'm not likely to engage in it much. But when shit like Kelo vs. Scum of New London comes along, I go for the Anglo-Saxon gutterals. (Or as Bujold has her character Ingrey remark in Hallowed Hunt, “What, you don't know all those short words?”) Additionally, the whole blogsphere, inasmuch as it compares to the “Professional Journalist,” is an obscene and vulgar undertaking.  In their all-important view anyway.

    Second, the “anarchists” of the 1880's and 90's are o­ne of the most distorted bits of our history, and o­ne case where I actually agree with the idea of revisionist history. (As in, it needs revising). Because of the poor state of our schools today, I've got to explain this o­ne a bit. Bluntly, the increasing urbanization and industrialization of Europe and America resulted in (and from) a huge social upheaveal, in which the robber barons made their fortunes by exploiting workers. “Workplace safety” and “fair wages” didn't even exist as a joke. It was in this atmosphere that Marx wrote his Manifesto, and the U.S suffered a spate of terrorist bombings and even the second ever assassination of a president. The “powers that be” labeled the bombers “anarchists” and ignored their social and political commentary. Worse, they tried very hard to discredit their less radical brethren, especially among the disreputable “muckrakers” in the press — although they were never entirely successful in doing so. So the metephor of “tossing an anarchist bomb” at the powers that be (in a literary, not literal, sense) through my writing appeals to me. This is the single best parallel to me, and the o­ne that made me decide to keep it.

    Then there's the last o­ne: “The third accusation leveled against the play and its performance was that they in no way constituted a ‘‘serious’’ piece of literature or of theater but rather a gigantic hoax.” To me, this circles back to the words theater of the absurd. Which is exactly what our politics are today, with a media that is far to the left of the country it serves; reporters and producers trying to throw presidential elections, and spinmeisters printing the verbatim talking points of o­ne political party. It doesn't get more absurd than the reporters of facts thinking they are the shapers of opinion. (I am so reminded of Gulliver's Travels, o­nly substitute the press for the functionary with the feather and bladder.) Well, Houblog is no hoax, but hey, anyone who thinks of it as a “serious piece of literature” is either highly deluded, or … well, very highly deluded.

    I think I'm going to start going with Ubu Roi more, to see if people start catching the reference.

    –Ubu Roi
    9/16/05