The problem with robbing someone who draws for a living, is that they don’t have to find time to get with the police sketch artist. A mugger in Australia picked on the wrong party when he robbed Bill “Weg” Green of Victoria, according to this story. The artist drew a picture of his assailant for the police, who compared it to someone they’d just caught for robbery nearby — and it “was the spitting image.”
Which is really funny when you look at the picture, here. Weg, you see, is a cariacture artist.
h/t to Howard Tayler, of SchlockMercenary.