I mean, if the Houston Texans are going to suck so bad that the entire offensive line tops ESPN’s “most overpaid player” list, then at least the cheerleaders could could distract us with sex shows at halftime. Or at the neighborhood bar.

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Update: Here’s the original link. Hilariously, the blond gave the name of a different cheerleader (Chris Owen, I think), whose name was published in all the articles until corrections were made. She was at a wedding though (not her own, heh.) Don’t you just know there’s going to be a second fight at practice today?

I got the hot dog concession. But hurry, before there’s a run on wieners…. (*snicker* * chortle* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!! NOT THE HAMMER! NOOOOOOO– *wham!*)

Ow. That smarts.

Oh, and the roster seems to be a bit…. absent right now.

Update 2, 11/8/05: Unsurprisingly, they’ve been kicked off the the team. And I was close on the name of the third cheerleader, it was Kristen Owen. Seems she was 22… and Renee, the near-twin blonde was 20. Which explains how and why Renee had Kristen’s ID in a bar, doesn’t it?
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