Just a few quick notes for the weekend.

The SEIU reaches out:

El Presidente, over at TSU proves that if you run an insitution with a worse graduation rate than most college football programs, you can also singlehandedly make City of Houston employees look like pikers. And be smart enough to shut up from the get-go.

Austin officials can’t tell the difference between ricin and something else, probably a cleaning/drying powder.

“I see a major trauma and monetary loss in your future…”

Melissa Ethridge will sub for Sheryl Crow at the Rodeo.

“We was thinking that the principal was going to notify the parents, and he was going to take action like (school officials) said they were going to do, but they didn’t,” said Yvette Williams, the 10-year-old victim’s cousin.

At Houblog, we was thinking you just gave parents another reason to send their kids to another school. Like maybe one with competent English (instead of Ebonics) teachers.

HPD officers decide Chief “Cameras on Every Corner” Hurtt shouldn’t get all the bad publicity while they’re trying to fill their quotas.

“Survey says . . . . ”

And I’ll be back late tomorrow or Tuesday with more fun. The Empire Strikes Back….

Update:Oh, dear God. Is this bitch still chasing the money?

“We didn’t go overboard, you just don’t understand the news!”