Proving that laywers are adaptable, Paris Hilton, some nobody that introduced her to one of her prior f–k buddies, and a California court commissioner, all agreed to a unique restraining order that prohibits her from being within 100 yards of said nobody. Except when at the same party, in which case they can be within 25 feet.

I’d like to get my own unique restraining order against her. She should not be allowed to have sex with me unless I am really, really drunk. Too drunk to run away.

Ok, I must be needing some today; I thought of me, Paris Hilton and sex in the same sentence. I mean, it’s risking God knows what disease to be in the same chapter with those two subjects. Well, definately Cystic Paparazzius or Porno Vidius, but other diseases too.