I haven’t had anything to say about the latest mil-faker to be stupid in his smears against those who serve proudly (and get his ass fact-checked), because there are far more competent (and connected) people to write about that. But I just had to bring up this release from an Army spokesperson. You know, I think they’re develping a sense of humor.

Of course, the line about “go into the Army or go to jail” is vintage TV script not heard since the 1960s. There are also numerous wear and appearance issues with the Soldier’s uniform — a mix of foreign uniforms with the sleeves rolled up like a Marine and a badly floppy tan beret worn like a pastry chef.

The only way it could have been funnier is if he’d said, “like a Fwench pastry chef.”