Life just doesn’t play fair. I don’t have the TIME right now!

Mayor breaks pension promise. Is there another exodous coming? And can the city afford it?

Our contractors hire only top-quality pervs. Hey, I wanted to fire them for incompetence and theft (as in taking a paycheck and not doing their jobs), but this works too. \

Meet the new bosses. Same as the old bosses. Dammit, don’t blame me, I’m not the one electing these good ol’ boys. Or girls.

Thou shalt not have fun. Hey, why don’t we turn the Astrodome into the world’s largest topless bar? Well, er, topless bar with a top? Betcha we could get the funding for that.

It’s a taxi-payer revolt! Too bad the tax payers can’t be bothered to show up.

Update: “The third castle burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp!” Bear in mind that one of the first acts of the mayor was to make the architects designing buildings responsible for determining if they could pass code in the first place. Now the city doesn’t even inspect them afterwards either. Small wonder three people died in a fire because they couldn’t hear the alarms….

Update 2: Nobody likes a snitch. Not even the people who employ them. Especially not the people who employ them, rather.

Would it be too much to ask, for enough people to get pissed off to make a difference? History says, “yes.”

Like the general said, “Ask me for anything but time.”