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About this site.

Now what….?

Looks like someone hacked the old version of the website, under Post-Puke. No effect on the WordPress section, but the old software is fubared. I’ll work on it this evening. If nothing else, I’ll spend the time to extract the posts from the database itself and see if I can’t repost them here with the original timestamps. That’s going to be a buttload of work, though.

Edit: 6:30pm. Fixed it. Just one file got changed. Uploaded a replacement and it’s fixed again. Now working on moving some of the posts to WordPress, and trying to get the glitches out. I’d like to kill the old site entirely, but I’m not sure if it’s too much work.

Could you say that again in English?

So I bounced over to Technorati, still trying to get my blog to show up under the name “Houblog” instead of “Choices Ahoy!” Looking at the listings, I see that I am now credited with two new links… from Germany. In German. WTF? I’m fairly sure I’m not internationally famous, but, hey, with the internet, you never know. So I followed the link back and found out that… well, it’s not really a link. Nor is it to me. The babelfish translation follows:
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And Another One Rises

Well, it’s not something to get overly proud of, but I notice that Houblog rocketed up through the rankings once the TTLB servers ran their search. I’m now a Frippery Fish in the Ecosystem, ranked #18,992. Although, thanks to the redirect page being an old file I adapted and it had an old title I forgot to remove…. I show up as “Choices Ahoy!” But if you click on it, you’ll arrive here.

How much is that’s worth? Add $1.09 for a medium Coke at McDonalds, and you’ll have a Coke. Not a lot when you consider that the #1 rank is temporarily some goofball site no one’s ever heard of, with an impossible total # of links.

Technorati still has the same seven links, and the same problem making me show up as Choices Ahoy! The goofy name should fix itself in a few days now that I’ve changed the file, but it remains to be seen what will happen with my rankings and all that. For some reason, my trackbacks are rarely working. I must be doing something wrong….

Edit @10:45pm: First, the Ecosystem’s #1 rank has been fixed, moving everyone up by one. Second, I’ve just added Sitemeter’s tracker, which is set to ignore my own visits. Heh. It would be embarassing to look at it and see only one visit, if I didn’t think it were so funny. Nothing like a dose of humility.

Why Ubu, Redoux

I doubt many people are going to be curious enough to go back through old posts on the Post-Puke section of the site, but new arrivals probably should see one of them. Recently, I explained the origins of my posting name, Ubu. Since the new trackbacks and listings in Technorati and the Ecosystem give the slight hope that I might add a second reader sometime (thanks, mom!), I ought to put it where they can see it without the horrors of the old site. So here it is once again: Why Ubu?

So… why did I pick such a weird name as “Ubu” to post under, anyway? What the hell kind of name is that? Well, I got my start posting comments over at the Rottweiller and hey, it was a dog’s name. Actually, it was a TV production company’s name. At the end of every episode of Family Ties they’d show the company’s logo and go “Sit, Ubu, Sit!” Their logo was a dog, and he’d bark. And hey I needed a name to post under and it was the o­nly doggie-themed name to come to mind. Well other than Lassie or Old Yeller, and I am definately not a girl, nor rabid, dammit.

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Gearing Up the Blog

I’ve been working on the blog quite a lot the last week or so, culminating in yesterday’s insane (for me) barrage of posts. Today I registered over at Technorati and TTLB’s Ecosystem. Tonight will see the first scan by Technorati, but it’s going to be days before the Ecosystem sorts me properly. Although I suspect I’m ranked exactly where I belong, based on traffic! In the Ecosystem’s case, Bear wiped the rankings a few days ago, which reset everyone. As a result, rankings have been fluid for a few days. I’m going to be puttering about the site for several more days. A major goal is to change the appearance from the default. Ew. Just ewww. So expect odd behavior from time to time, and odd appearances too, as I experiment with themes, plugins, and other tricks. Who knows, maybe the changes will make all text appear in Sanskrit. I’ve always wanted to learn Sanskrit.

Yikes! Where did Houblog go?

Nowhere. It’s still here. I’ve just gotten sick of dealing with Post Nuke. Basically, since it’s primary proponent died in an accident a couple of years ago, it has hopelessly stagnated. So it’s got no trackbacks, doesn’t agree with Firefox, is painful to use, and never, ever, ever cut-and-past from MS Word to it. It’s got some neat tricks you can do with it, but that’s all they are: tricks. It doesn’t matter that Fido can sit up, play dead, and roll over on command. If he’s a big rottweiler you bought to eat the occasinal thief, he’d better be able to do it.

And I’m sick of having to bleg and then stiffing folks on trackbacks all the time. It’s rude. Not putting them in a blogroll was really rude. But PN didn’t have a module for a front-page blogroll.

Right now, the site isn’t very pretty (not that it ever was….) but over the next few weeks I plan to add more links and experiment with the colors a bit. Who knows, maybe I’ll even do some graphics. Ooooooooooh, graphics.

Sigh. I think I’m tired. That seemed funny when I thought of it.

Why Ubu?

(Edit: before I decided to start moving posts from the PN days to WordPress, I reposted this under “Why Ubu, Redoux” in October. )
So… why did I pick such a weird name as “Ubu” to post under, anyway? What the hell kind of name is that?  Well, I got my start posting comments over at the Rottweiller and hey, it was a dog's name. Actually, it was a TV production company's name.  At the end of every episode of Family Ties they'd show the company's logo and go “Sit, Ubu, Sit!” Their logo was a dog, and he'd bark.  And hey I needed a name to post under and it was the o­nly doggie-themed name to come to mind.  Well other than Lassie or Old Yeller, and I am definately not a girl, nor rabid, dammit. 

Well, I'm not a girl anyway.   It was much later that I Googled the name and found out it has a history

The plays of Alfred Jarry are considered by many to be the first dramatic works of the theatre of the absurd. They are credited with a great number of literary innovations and are seen as major influences of the dada and symbolist movements in art. Ubu Roi (translated as King Ubu and King Turd) is Jarry’s most famous work… In his book Jarry: Ubu Roi, Keith Beaumont detailed three accusations that were made against Ubu Roi by spectators and critics in the aftermath of the outrageous performance. The first focused o­n the play’s ‘‘alleged’’ vulgarity and obscenity. Secondly, perhaps in view of the political atmosphere of the time, critics condemned the play and its performance as the theatrical equivalent of an ‘‘anarchist’’ bomb attack and as an act of political subversion. The third accusation leveled against the play and its performance was that they in no way constituted a ‘‘serious’’ piece of literature or of theater but rather a gigantic hoax. 

Stunning! It would have been more difficult to be more relevant to my internet postings.  In my writings, I agree with all three interpretations. 

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First, the “'alleged' vulgarity and obscenity.” Well, as we all know, times change. Ubu Roi today would be considered little more than a fairly mild avant garde play, instead of a precursor to the coming of the Antichrist. And as readers will note, I'm not much for avoiding profanity or vulgarity. When I'm writing a thoughtful and rational post, I'm not likely to engage in it much. But when shit like Kelo vs. Scum of New London comes along, I go for the Anglo-Saxon gutterals. (Or as Bujold has her character Ingrey remark in Hallowed Hunt, “What, you don't know all those short words?”) Additionally, the whole blogsphere, inasmuch as it compares to the “Professional Journalist,” is an obscene and vulgar undertaking.  In their all-important view anyway.

Second, the “anarchists” of the 1880's and 90's are o­ne of the most distorted bits of our history, and o­ne case where I actually agree with the idea of revisionist history. (As in, it needs revising). Because of the poor state of our schools today, I've got to explain this o­ne a bit. Bluntly, the increasing urbanization and industrialization of Europe and America resulted in (and from) a huge social upheaveal, in which the robber barons made their fortunes by exploiting workers. “Workplace safety” and “fair wages” didn't even exist as a joke. It was in this atmosphere that Marx wrote his Manifesto, and the U.S suffered a spate of terrorist bombings and even the second ever assassination of a president. The “powers that be” labeled the bombers “anarchists” and ignored their social and political commentary. Worse, they tried very hard to discredit their less radical brethren, especially among the disreputable “muckrakers” in the press — although they were never entirely successful in doing so. So the metephor of “tossing an anarchist bomb” at the powers that be (in a literary, not literal, sense) through my writing appeals to me. This is the single best parallel to me, and the o­ne that made me decide to keep it.

Then there's the last o­ne: “The third accusation leveled against the play and its performance was that they in no way constituted a ‘‘serious’’ piece of literature or of theater but rather a gigantic hoax.” To me, this circles back to the words theater of the absurd. Which is exactly what our politics are today, with a media that is far to the left of the country it serves; reporters and producers trying to throw presidential elections, and spinmeisters printing the verbatim talking points of o­ne political party. It doesn't get more absurd than the reporters of facts thinking they are the shapers of opinion. (I am so reminded of Gulliver's Travels, o­nly substitute the press for the functionary with the feather and bladder.) Well, Houblog is no hoax, but hey, anyone who thinks of it as a “serious piece of literature” is either highly deluded, or … well, very highly deluded.

I think I'm going to start going with Ubu Roi more, to see if people start catching the reference.

–Ubu Roi
9/16/05

And So It Begins…

2006 Edit: This is the first post (other than a couple of tests) that I made on Houblog, way back in March of 2004. I’ve decided to copy it over to the modern WP system and backdate it to the original posting day. If you want to read all of the original posts from the older Houblog version, click the link on the right titled “The Post Nuke Days.” Or that one.

Welcome to Houblog!

And did it ever take me a long time to get here. In o­ne sense, 15 years. In another, four months. The four months is how long I had to fiddle with PostNuke until I got it right. Ok, not four constant months, but off and o­n. While I debated if I wanted to do this or not. Let’s face it–blogging about your industry can annoy people in it who disagree with you. When you chose to blog about not o­nly your industry, but o­ne company in particular — the o­ne that employs you…. well, let’s just say there’s potential of backlash and leave it at that.So why am I bothering? Because it needs to be done. Moving mountains to Mohammed or the other way around begs the key question: did either o­ne need to be moved? In this case, yes. Over the last few years, I’ve been extremely disappointed in the Houston Chronicle’s coverage of the City of Houston, especially the prior administration of Mayor Lee Brown. As a few people are beginning to wake up and realize, this… this politician has saddled us with a legacy it wlll take 20 years to pay off. And don’t get me started o­n the mess with pensions. I’ll get there, believe me.Ok, enough Mr. Nice Guy. Roll the sleeves up, send the kiddies to bed, break out a beer and get set, because when I’m o­n a rant, it’s not lead, follow, or get out of the way, it’s follow or get steamrollered. I’m going to say things that City employees aren’t supposed to say to the public. I’m going to say them in ways that City employees aren’t supposed to say. Why? Because I’m pissed off at seeing my adopted home town run into the ground by a bunch of ***** selfish politicians, developers, power blocs, and other idiots.

So just what the hell is this anyway? It’s a blog, of cours. Partly about Houston, and partly about whatever else I want to talk about. Hence Hou-blog. Oooh, I was clever the day I came up with that, no?

Well, it’s also my own little egotistical playground, and if you’re nice, you can play in a corner of it too. I’m an opinionated cuss, and fairly outspoken. I can handle people disagreeing with me, if they’re willing to do it in an intelligent and reasonably respectful fashion, and debate me with logic and facts where they think I’m wrong. I make no promises to do the same back to you. You have been warned. I’m also a sarcastic cuss, so you’d better have a thick skin.

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