Parker Shows Up

City Controller Annice Parker finally gets involved in the debate.

“My first concern is for the land acquisition. While there has been public speculation about the use of the land, the request for council action identifies no specific public purpose. That is backward public policy,” the controller stated. “The city is not in the land speculation business. Council should know for what purpose the land will be used.”

“TIRZ dollars are property taxes. This is a legitimate use of TIRZ monies, but to say there will be no public dollars, or tax dollars, used for this purchase is simply inaccurate,” she said.

“I am concerned about the use of public utility revenues to help make this deal possible. Our water and sewer customers should not be helping to subsidize a professional sports facility, no matter how much we want it,” the controller said.

Just so you know, your water and sewer rates will be going up 1.8% in April, whether or not this passes. And the Zoo Development Corporation will still get their service for free.

Edit: Hat tips to Off the Kuff and blogHouston.

Which Way Do You Want It?

From a discussion over at Samizdata, jumping on Drudge for revealing that Prince Harry was in Afganistan.

Wait, let me get this straight. Here in the US we criticize the POTUS for serving in the National Guard as a fighter pilot during Vietnam and not shipping his daughters off to Iraq, but in England we criticize the royals for sending a Prince to serve in Afghanistan???

OK, anti-war-loonies, make up your dammed minds!!!!

I really don’t think they should have pulled him out. Instead, they should have made damn sure everyone around him was a volunteer (of which there’d be no shortage) and then gone to town on the jihadis when they made their inevitible attacks.

Just One Question About Leases…

If the mayor really believes that the city is not bound by leases of over 30 years because they’re not legal, why hasn’t he terminated the 50-year lease with Zoo Development Corporation which gives them:

Complete control of the Zoo.
The right to raise admission prices up to 25% in a single year.
Free water and sewer service (~$70k per month value).

Additionally:

The city pays for all their electric and gas charges.
The city pays ZDC a yearly fee for managing the property.

Just askin’, that’s all….

Yao Is More Important

Today, the city council will be voting on whether to buy five blocks of land for nearly $16,000,000, give away a street, and swap away a piece of the city infrastructure in order to create a place where the Dynamo might build a stadium.

The Houston Chonicle chose to lead its print edition today with a headline story that Yao Ming is out for the season due to a fracture in his foot. The online edition does no better, with two stories about the Rodeo, one the headliner.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The Houston Chronicle is part of the problem in Houston. We badly need an alternative news outlet, and the Chronicle Houston Press isn’t it.

UPDATE:
So here we are, almost 7 p.m in the evening. Take a look at what the Chronicle thinks is more important than the result of today’s council meeting:

Bwhahahahaha!

Couldn’t have been said better about a nicer candidate:

Hillarymandias

I met a pollster from an antique land,
Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand, one in Texas…., one near Canton,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose brow, and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The electorate that mocked them, and the press that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Hillarymandias,
Look on my resume and campaign fundraising, ye fellow Democrats, and despair!
Nothing else remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away. Heh.

Via.

Don’t Be Evil (Until You’re One of the Big Boys)

If someone asked me to pick two international entities that I don’t trust in the least, at the top of the list would have to be the United Nations. I’d be hard pressed to find a good second choice that obvious, but I would probably settle for Google, which I have long called “the Chinese Opressors’ Search Portal.”

Well, now they’ve cinched that second place, by playing footsie with the first-place finisher.

Google “disappears” critic of it’s UN Partner.

Go. Read. Be disgusted that any so-called “American” company would engage in such chicanery. And understand why I trust no company on the internet.

2/20/08: And this pales beside the actions of the California Federal District Court which has ordered the internet registrar to de-list their domain and park it until further notice. Significant First Amendment problems with that, obviously. Idiot judge.

Interesting Omissions

I haven’t written much about the Bozonicle lately (well, truth is, I haven’t written much at all), but I caught something in the former “City Hall Blog” over there today. You know, the one that’s now about politics in city and county, instead of, you know, news. Since Matt’s been reined in, clearly I need to get back to doing my agenda summaries.

This article is about the Bar poll, asking local lawyers to rate the various candidates. Every race was on the questionnaire, but the only ones mentioned were the DA’s and County Judge. I can let that slide; both are the biggest news out there, thanks to Chucky’s seppuku, and someone’s (we won’t name names) exquisitely timed departure from the County Judge office. But note some odd inclusions and omissions in the article. Emphasis and comments in [brackets] are all mine.

Siegler was rated well qualified by 475 lawyers, compared to 380 for defense lawyer Jim Leitner, 296 for former Houston police chief C.O. Bradford, 291 for former judge Pat Lykos and 18 for police Capt. Doug Perry. [So Siegler got more top ratings than anyone else.]

These tea leaves can be read a number of ways
, and we’ll mostly leave the decoding to you political junkies out there [but don’t worry, we’ll tell you exactly what we want you to know]. Here’s what we know [are gonna tell ya]: Siegler has been a prosecutor for 21 years and therefore is known by a ton of lawyers. (In addition to the 475 who rated her well qualified, 284 said she was qualified to be DA and 525 said she was not). [And since that’s more than said she was qualified, you can ignore the earlier number, mmmkay?]

Leitner is a veteran defense lawyer and former prosecutor. Bradford is the only Democrat in the race; the other four are running in the March 4 Republican primary. Lykos is a former judge who hardly ever did well in the bar polls back when. Perry has not practiced criminal law. [So you know who we want you to vote for, right?]

Bacarisse was rated well qualified to be county judge, the government executive position, by 696 lawyers; incumbent Ed Emmett by 427. They’re in the Republican primary [Which isn’t important, right?]. Democratic candidate David Mincberg got 408 well qualifieds; opponent Ahmad Hassan, just 26. [That’s Mincberg, M-I-N-C-B-E-R-G. Don’t forget it come general election time, we’ll be endorsing him again, after doing our best to make sure the Republican who got the most positive votes overall is knocked out of the primary in favor of our transit cheerleader.]

So what are the raw numbers? Take a look. Out of 2,068 responses:
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The Dream Lives

Guy decides to start over with just $25 and a few clothes, then see if he can bootstrap his way out of poverty. Ten months later he had a truck, a furnished apartment, and nearly $5,000 in savings. This was despite a fake background that didn’t include his college degree, which he kept secret.

So yes, the American Dream still lives. Via.

Keeping Fred

Bob Krumm wants to keep Fred Thompson in the race. So do I. A whopping 5 states with only 5% of the delegates have voted so far, and the media is trying to talk him right out of the race. Dammit, I haven’t voted yet, you bastards! So he hasn’t run the greatest campaign on earth. So what? He’s still the best candidate; frankly, he’s better than the party he’s in. (Granted, that doesn’t take much; being in either of the major parties would qualify him.) Anyway, if there were a Jacksonian Party for real, he’d be my nominee for it.

So anyway, I decided I should give $50. Then I started thinking, “Wait, that’s not even one order of animé. I should bump that up to $100. Yeah. No, wait. I’m saying that making Fred Thompson my next president is only as important as one order of animé? Make that $250…” I had to stop myself from eyeing the $500 button… “It’s just half-a-year’s animé,” that seductive voice kept whispering. I mean, I only make a little over $30k a year.

So, I’m going to spread the load a bit. Help Fred out a bit, will ya? Here’s the link to Fred’08, and here’s the donation page. Don’t tell him I sent you. Not that you can…there really ought to be a comment box on the donate page. Then again it might be counterproductive if folks get too wrapped up in writing a comment, and forget the donation.

Edit: They really need to fix the password generator for the Friends of Fred site. It uses punctuation as a part of the password, and I finally figured out that the “.” at the end of the password wasn’t to end the sentence “Your password is:” it was actually part of the password!

Stink on a Stick, and a Million-Dollar Carport

Well, the smell of filth and corruption downtown has finally reached Washington.

Two years ago the former head of Houston’s building department, Monique McGilbra, and Mayor Lee Brown’s former chief of staff Oliver Spellman were found guilty of bribery in Cleveland. Newspaper accounts at the time also claimed the government was prepared to prove McGilbra had also been bribed by a company called Keystone here in Houston. Surface was a partner in the company, but neither he nor anyone else at Keystone was charged with a crime.

In 2002 a Houston Chronicle editorial called the company the keystone of Harris County cronyism.

“I know for a fact the FBI certainly hasn’t talked to me, I wasn’t around when anything alleged to have occurred, occurred,” Emmett told us.

Commissioners El Franco Lee and Jerry Eversole led the effort to lease purchase county buildings from Keystone. Lee’s former company did business with Keystone, Jerry Eversole’s son shared office space with the company and while his company made millions from county contracts, Surface was reappointed chairman of the sports corporation by Commissioner Eversole.

Last fall we detailed Commissioner Eversole’s questionable work habits and raised questions whether he improperly used campaign funds for personal benefit. While examining his work calendars, we found evidence of his favorite golf foursome. One of the players was Michael Surface, another was Leroy Hermes who was one of the architects of Reliant Stadium. Hermes got contracts at Reliant while Surface was sports corporation chairman. We also know Hermes did engineering work on the Commissioner’s Eversole’s house. So far Eversole has refused to say how much, if anything he paid for it.

I bolded the above because of a related issue I am sure I wrote about here before (but can’t find): the parking garage at Public Works facility at 4200 Leeland. KBR had the contract for the garage design, as well as the Reliant roof. When the latter came through, they pulled all their “A-list” engineers, along with anyone competent to put a pencil to paper, and assigned them to the stadium. The only term that can describe the design produced by the remaining staff is “criminally incompetent.” I use that first word deliberately, mind you. There is no way the design should have passed muster when submitted for approval — yet it did. (Guess who was in charge of the “building department?” See the first paragraph quoted.) A few of the minor problems:

  • During the construction, the engineers missed an underground vault adjacent to the building, right where the ramp had to be placed. It was apparently a basement room that had been sealed off fifteen years before, and contained some old furniture. After several weeks delay, a change order was made to remove the concrete cover and fill in the room. Once the roof was removed, the vault turned out to include a major supporting beam that extended from under the building. Rather than unbolt or use a cutting torch to sever it, a large digging device (the kind we often call a “steam shovel”) was used to smash it loose. Needless to say, it shook the whole building.
  • The garage’s second level is supposed to be even with the office building’s second floor. It’s about eight feet lower. This made it impossible to have a level walkway directly to the 2nd floor as previously planned. (There’s just a floor to ceiling window where the door is supposed to be.)
  • The lower level of the roof means that several drain pipes are too low and directly over a sidewalk, lowering clearance so much, a portion of the sidewalk had to be blocked off.
  • The supports of the 2nd level are two rows of (rather small) I-beams, each of which supports a horizontal crosspiece; none of them are sheathed in concrete, and several are directly in parking spots, where they could be easily clipped or hit.
  • Each pair of crosspieces is linked by a large central beam that extends to the crosspieces mentioned above. These beams are larger than the crosspieces and support the center of the garage — but themselves have no support. They’re completely dependent on the smaller crosspieces which are supported by the paired I-beams.
  • Had the 2nd level been elevated to the required height, and the walkway placed where it was supposed to be, there would have been far less than the required 10′ clearance, and the ramp would have been prohibitively steep.
  • The corner is also blind; a truck coming up the ramp will have no choice but to swing wide to avoid clipping the edge of the structure, and woe to anyone trying to exit the 2nd level at the same time.
  • Technically, it’s not part of the garage, but at the rear of the lot there was supposed to be a 3rd gate and card reader, for use by utility trucks. Trucks which might be towing a trailer. However, due to the placement and design of the entrance, it was necessary to make a 90-degree left turn immediately after passing through the gate. The entrance lane is about 12 feet wide, and it is impossible to “go wide” due to a retaining wall, nor can you “cut close” due to a concrete post. I really doubt I could take that corner in my car. In an F150 longbed, even without a trailer? Laughable. The result was that the fence was retrofit with a sliding manual gate elsewhere. Unpowered, no security, and often left open.

The result of all this is that the city inspector responsible for the final approval refused to ok it for use. His assessment was that the building could hold itself up, but support no vehicles. Rumor has it he was shaking his head as he got out of his car, looking at it. I’ve seen the building myself, and frankly I’d be nervous walking under it — it looks flimsy even to the untrained eye. The I-beams are about ten inches across, and maybe a foot from the top to the bottom of the “I”. A former refinery worker of my acquaintance referred to it as “pipe racking” and suggested I park my car under it the next time a hurricane comes to Houston. (I pointed out that if I don’t work there, that would be suspicious; anyway, what makes him think the city would pay for it? They’re immune to liability.)

The entire revamp of 4200 and 4215 Leeland was supposed to cost about $5.8m, but ran closer to $7m by the time it was done. At least one million of that was the “carport.” For six years, it has been nothing more than an expensive carport. Every repair plan kept getting put off as the Legal Department kept trying to find someone to sue. KBR escaped responsibility as it sold that division, split into about three different entities, all of whom said “hey, it wasn’t us, we didn’t exist back then.” I don’t know if the name “Hermes” is connected with this little fiasco or not, but rumor (again) said it was some Greek guy doing the design — and “Hermes” ain’t a Spanish name. I hope the FBI is aware of this fiasco also and checks into that angle. It’s cost Public Works a great deal of money aside from the obvious waste; part of the reason for the garage was to consolidate two satellite facilities at Leeland. PW ended up continuing to lease a facility elsewhere for four more years before shrinking staff allowed it to jam the remaining people and vehicles into other facilities. Of course, now that the need for increased staff has become glaringly obvious (an issue I could write tons more on), there’s no place to put them.

Tonight we learn the city hall subpoenas involve Hermes Firm and design work it may have done on a fire training academy. The subpoena also asks about expense records for a trip McGilbra took to Los Angeles. Add to this the ongoing controversy swirling around the District Attorney Chuck Rosenthal and you get why the county judge was waiting for the next shoe to drop. Now it’s dropped.

“It’s like a spider with eight legs, shoes keep dropping here,” Emmett said.

Michael Surface has refused to talk with us for weeks as we’ve begun to spread our investigation to the sports corporation and the Reliant Stadium. And once again emails are in the mix. The sports corporation lawyer told us Surface deleted emails involving sports corporation business written on his Keystone company computer.

Ed Emmett wants to make a big deal about that, but while it might be suspicious, it’s not illegal. It’s his company computer and as long as he’s operating within company policy, big deal. Of course, if such emails were incriminating, we do have a crime here. Kinda hard to prove it without the e-mails, though….

Of course if any of those e-mails were to or from the Authority, then they should be on those computers also.

(Edited to fix a few typos. Edited for content at 15:26 cst.)

Houston HERO

This little tidbit was waiting in my mailbox this morning:

Dear City of Houston Employees,
On Friday, December 14, 2007, a motorist hit Harold Norwood 44, and Larry Williams 44, who worked within the Right-of-Way Maintenance Division of the Department of Public Works & Engineering. The two were removing debris when a motorist hit them while they were standing in back of a parked truck.

Harold lost his life. He is survived by his wife, Lisa. He had worked for the City of Houston for more than 7 years.

Larry is in critical condition, and is being treated at Memorial Hermann Hospital, Medical Center. Williams has worked at the City of Houston for more than 5 years. He is one of three brothers who work for Public Works.

During this holiday season all of us should keep both families in our prayers. We have so much to be thankful for, and our co-workers at the City are part of our “extended family”.

Contributions to support the families of employees killed while on duty can be made to an organization that we created within the last year, following the death of another civilian worker who was on duty protecting the public. Checks can be made payable to the Houston Employee Relief Organization (HERO), and sent or delivered to:

Houston Municipal Employees Federal Credit Union
Attn: MSR
611 Walker St, 5th Floor
Houston Texas 77002

or

Houston Municipal Employees Federal Credit Union
Attn: MSR
608 E. Tidwell
Houston Texas 77022

Mayor Bill White

Not to kvetch, as this is a worthy cause, but c’mon, it’s the 21st century. Where’s the PayPal link?

The Most Dangerous Job

…in the city, besides policeman or fireman: Public Works.

Houston city worker was in killed and another was injured in a traffic accident today, officials said.

The employees, who worked in the Department of Public Works and Engineering, were hit by a car in the 11600 block of Sabo about 12:30 p.m., officials said.

One of the men, police said, was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police said a second worker suffered broken bones and was taken to Memorial Hermann Southeast Hospital.

Just another reminder that even the “routine” business of keeping the city running isn’t so routine.

Feds Say “Whoa, Nellie!” to Metro

FTA tells Metro to rework its rail plans

An unexpected demand for additional justification for two planned Houston light rail lines raises doubts about Metro’s relationship with a federal agency it is counting on for funding, Metro President Frank Wilson said Tuesday.

A letter from Sherry Little, deputy administrator of the Federal Transit Administration, withdraws that agency’s approval of preliminary engineering studies and other elements of rail lines planned for the North and Southeast corridors.

Well, well, well. Looks like the Feds aren’t buying Metro’s BS.

Little’s letter to Wilson said Metro may not acquire any additional property for the North or Southeast lines until a new environmental assessment has been completed and approved. Any acquisition begun prior to the letter, it says, may continue if the FTA’s regional office agrees in writing that halting it would cause a hardship to the owner or tenant.

Further down, I ran into this little “WTF” moment:

Christof Spieler, an engineer who writes a transportation blog for the Citizens’ Transportation Coalition, an advocacy group that supports rail, said the letter might cause a delay but does not appear devastating to Metro’s plans.

How did that ever get past the editors? Don’t they know that the CTC is just a neutral party that wants whats best for Houston?

/sarcasm off

Aftermath of the Scam

This entry marks the first post in a new category “Rumor Control.” Information found in these posts is not verified, and accuracy may be lacking. Any opinion I express on its veracity is just that, opinion. It is mostly, as the category title says, rumor.

A little over a month ago, a story broke about Cheryl Jackson, a city employee in the water department, that was allegedly accepting bribes to give people non-existent city jobs. It seems that, aside from the damage that it did to employee reputations and morale, there have been some more lasting effects. Apparently, Ms. Jackson was not familiar to many of the employees in the building where she worked, as she was an evening or night-shift manager in the IT section. In this position, she had access to a mainframe system containing SSN’s and TDL’s of over 400,000 Houston residents, a nightmare-inducing headache for the COH. (Bear in mind that there is a big difference in having access to the system and having access to the data.) Apparently, she was also running a “credit repair” business on the side, and the way she came into contact with some of her victims may have been through her business.

The rather obvious possibility that she might have obtained their information and targeted victims through use of city resources has no doubt occurred to investigators. It will be interesting to see if anything on that comes out in the trial. Whenever that is. Prediction: considering that the Bonusgate 4 aren’t going on trial until conveniently after the November election, I bet that’s about the time Ms. Jackson will also be tried.

Apparently, she didn’t just take money and offer a fake class. The rumor mill has it that she actually brought people to her office and administered bogus drug tests! Not working during regular hours, she escaped the notice of senior managers, and other employees were not willing to challenge an assistant manager about bringing people into the building after hours. I don’t know about the drug tests, but the part about bringing people into the building is probably true, as management at 4200 Leeland has apparently cracked down on badge wearing, ordered formerly insecure doors to be kept closed, and now requires employee badges to enter the building (for employees anyway — customers can still walk in the front door.) Most employees are said to be supportive of the greater security, so at least that’s a positive.

Far more speculative and unverified are persistent rumors that management has initiated a thorough review of all applications and employee files, looking for discrepancies and/or obvious problems. (Well, at least as obvious as putting someone convicted of document tampering in a sensitive job.) At least one supervisor is said to have been terminated for a problem with their application. One version says the person lied about prior employment. Alternate rumors say it was a random drug test that got him or her. Veracity: unknown.

An unrelated security issue is the new temp hiring agency that opened next door. Apparently, there have been problems with its “not-employees” trying to park inside the city’s gated lot, urinating in public, and accosting city employees.

That’s all I’ve got for now folks.