Tropical storm Zeta has formed in the Eastern Atalantic. Good grief.
PajamasMedia story here.
Weather.com is on it.
NOAA has the details and real story. (Very, very little chance of it making hurricane strength: about 5% in the next day, then down to 2%, and oddly, rising back to 5% if it’s still together after the 2nd day. It’s 25% that it will dissipate entirely within 24 hours).