Hundreds of empty glue containers found outside mayor’s window.

No relation between those stories at all. Nope. Fortunately, I can’t think of any way a crony or contributor could be making money off this plan, so it’s going nowhere. Well, no way except by selling the motorbikes. And uniforms. And ancillary equipment. And Safe Tows.

Anyway, I don’t see the point in giving them transport. Just let them ride the Danger Train and wait. Business is brisk, right?