And the award for “Most Gratuitous Use of the Word ‘Innocent'” goes to . . .

(rip, tear, rustle, crackle…)

KTRK, Channel 13, for their lede, “The Houston Police Department’s only outdoor firing range has been shut down over concerns that a bad shot could hit an innocent person.”

In passing, we’d like to note that Chief Hurtt has given this award the acronym “M.G.U.W.I.”