Category Archives: Local Politics

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Is the City Controller AWOL?

For once a short article. Just asking a question: what happened to the Controller’s oversight duty?

Plans since Ron Green took over as the City Controller (remember, FY ends June 30 of the stated year):
FY2011 Plan: 14 audits planned.
FY2012 Plan: 8 audits + 2 carried over from prior year.
FY2013 Plan: 6 audits + 5 carried over, and three “alternates.”
FY2014 Plan: 5 audits + 6 carried over, and four alternates.
FY2015 plan: 5 audits + + carried over, and six alternates

It’s not unusual to have audits carry over — about 1/4 of each year’s total below is carried over, at least until 2010. Actual completions, going back before the Annise Parker era:
FY2002: 22 audits
FY2003: 26 audits
FY2004: 41 audits
FY2005: 37 audits
FY2006: 7 audits
FY2007: 14 audits
FY2008: 9 audits
FY2009: 29 audits
FY2010: 15 audits
FY2011: 6 audits
FY2012: 11 audits
FY2013: 9 audits
FY2014: 6 audits
FY2015(to date): 2 audits

The Controller’s job is to backstop the mayor and make sure that everything’s on the up-and-up financially. Well, that’s terribly oversimplified, but it seems obvious that there’s been a downward trend in attention to this duty. It’s enough to make you wonder why Bob Lemer, Bill King, and Bill Frazer are upset with the Controller’s office. Now my question is this… how come the Chronicle dumps news like this on the “back pages” of their website? I mean, just how important is the best lip colors of 2014?

My take on it in 2009.

Late Fee Follies (updated)

In the earlier article today, I referenced $25 million in overcharges. So how did the City manage that trick? Well, stupidity and arrogance, of course.

Back in 2012-2013, the City Controller’s (Ron Green’s) office did an audit of UCS’s Water Meters and Transmitters. Seeing as they’re not particularly technically adept, it was really an audit of policies and procedures, not the mechanicals, but it was prompted by years of complaints by the customers of inaccurate meters. (They’re not. As I’ve said for years, the problems are with the transmitters, and, as will be obvious here, the business processes.) The summary of issues found reads as follows:

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So Long, and Thanks for all the… Grief? (Updated)

I have yet to see it on any news outlet in Houston, but the word at the office is that Director of Public Works and Engineering Michael Marcotte has tendered his resignation to Mayor Parker. The effective date is in two weeks. According to multiple sources, the Mayor was not happy with unspecified job performance issues and requested the Director vacate his position.

What prompted this action now? The City is embroiled in multiple controversies, as the new mayor puts her stamp on the city. A hefty water rate increase, a drainage “fee” initiative that has her tacit approval, upheavals at Metro; now would not seem to be the time to throw more fuel on the fire. All of those involve Public Works in some way. Yet the fact remains: Marcotte is out.

Several questions immediately occur:

  • Is Marcotte supposed to take the fall for the rate increase?
  • What was the mayor unhappy about?
  • Who else, if anyone, will be following, if the mayor is unhappy?
  • Did Marcotte balk at some demand involving the rates, cooperation with Metro, backing the initiative?

Taking the fall doesn’t make sense. There’s no way that Parker can shift the blame for needing the rate increase onto Marcotte; not while she was the controller and silently oversaw the vast expansion of debt funding from capital projects into everyday operations and maintenance. So what is going on?

Perhaps we’ll hear when the usual 3:48 pm Friday evening press release goes out, but I’m not holding my breath.

Update: My view of Marcotte is probably not that well informed; I don’t interact with him in any way. Still, my impression is that he’s an even-tempered administrator who doesn’t rush to judgment, isn’t prone to arrogance, and listens to his managers. He’s been a loyal soldier publicly, whatever he’s had to say privately. He’s tried, within budget constraints, to see to it that his employees are compensated as well as in the private sector.

If I had to take a wild guess, I’d say that the rift probably had to do with the rebate program, and/or contract administration and code enforcement. The latter areas have always given me a queasy feel when I’ve dealt with them; contract inspectors sometimes act like they’re working for the contractor, not the city. There’s nothing I can specifically point to as wrong-doing (or I’d be publishing it, screw OIG), but the creation of the rebate program risks letting the rot spread. Not to mention, it removes funding from the utility system and hands it to slumlords.

Who are these “Engineers” of whom you speak?

Well, I’ve said any number of times (though mostly not here) that the drainage fee was coming back. Sure enough, it has.. There were several things I thought were very interesting in today’s uncritical article.

  • The assumption that some of the metro sales tax (aka. “general mobility”) funds would be used for drainage and “infrastructure” improvements. In the first place, that assumes that the changing of the Metro guard means a resumption of those payments to COH. Second place, they’re talking about other than drainage if they’re using mobility funds. Third place, I hope they have that much left after paying for lawsuit settlements for breaking the law about open records. Just as Tom Bazan has hounded them about for years.
  • User fee is bullshit, it’s a property tax. Council Member Costello: “It’s a user fee!” Funny, I thought my property tax was a user fee. If I don’t pay it, I’m not going to have use of my land for very long.
  • Note the article’s reference to developer fees where such development “affects density.” In other words, they’re going to make it more expensive to develop inside the city– not only that, but they’ll penalize and discourage the very density growth that they claim to be encouraging (and needing) for MetroRail.
  • Who are these faceless “engineers” of whom the Chronicle speaks? The only one identified by name is the President of this relatively unheard-of “Renew Houston” That’s Edwin Friedrichs of Walter P. Moore, whose online bio reads:

He devises engineering solutions to help build better communities. Some of his signature projects include the Uptown Houston Transportation Master Plan and Streetscape Improvements Program, numerous roadways and facilities at the Texas Medical Center, Sam Houston Tollway Section VII-A, Minute Maid Park, Lake Texana State Park, BMC Software Headquarters, and the Michael E. DeBakey Veterans Affairs Medical Center.

Mr. Friedrichs works to find consensus, both in his professional work and his civic activities, with groups such as South Main Alliance, Rice Design Alliance, Greater Houston Partnership, Houston Achievement Place, and various City of Houston committees.

Well, I’d not expect an un-influential person to be heading this project.. Can you say “Front man”? I knew that you could.

Some other notes:

The $8 billion to improve drainage would come primarily from three sources. First, the “Stormwater User Fee” that is expected to amount to about $5 per month for an average homeowner and $90 a month for an average commercial property owner with 14 units per acre.

In other words, a property tax, by another name.

Second, a “Development Impact Fee” would set up a program by which developers have to pay for the degree to which their projects impact density.

Which will discourage it, as noted above.

Third, a “pay-as-you-go” plan that would take the estimated one-sixth of total city property tax revenues used now to pay for interest costs on debt that has financed infrastructure and drainage projects and apply it directly to new projects. In other words, the city would not incur additional debt to pay for infrastructure as part of the plan and as old debts are paid off, money used to make those payments would be put to drainage and infrastructure projects.

How about we use the money for Police and Fire protection, huh?

But that’s not all, not by a long shot. Other funding:

The city also would continue to use other sources of funds to pay for road and drainage improvements, such as “mobility funds,” or sales taxes, collected by the Metropolitan Transit Authority and redistributed to the city.

So Metro’s going to cough up the money at last? Wonder how that will affect their already documented inability to pay for their current plans?

The proposed referendum includes a provision that would continue the program for another 20 years after 2032 unless City Council votes to modify or cancel it.

Keep that gravy train rolling, baby, hundreds of millions a year in public spending. Construction and engineering companies are lining up!

Parker said she preferred that the referendum focus exclusively on drainage rather than “general infrastructure,” and she also is uncomfortable that the charter amendment would prohibit future mayors from leveraging the revenues to issue debt if such a course were needed.

What, she wants to pile on MORE DEBT? Well, she let Bill White pile on all he wanted while ignoring the warning signs. Personally, I’m also worried about the referendum being used as an end-run around Prop 1 and Prop 2, if not to just “accidentally” repeal them entirely. “Oh, we didn’t realize it said that, but since it does…”

Houston’s voters need to wake up and smell the arsenic. The “non-partisan” nature of city elections means that neither the Democratic nor Republican parties feel any need to score points off the other by, Heaven forbid, actually doing what the voters want, instead of treating them as particularly stupid sheep to be sheared.

Annise Parker is a What?

No, not lesbian. We knew that.

She’s a conservative?

Methinks the LA Times doesn’t know what the hell it’s talking about. Someone who has silently financed Bill White’s spending agenda is not a conservative, fiscal, or otherwise. Conservatives keep government spending restricted to the necessities, and do not waste time with worthless amenities such as sports stadiums, useless/expensive/dangerous trams, and wind energy schemes that only benefit friends. Nor do they spend a million dollars on consultants just to cover their political butts for the next run. That’s been the last six years, and the controller has fiddled while Rome burned. We will now discover if this was political pragmatism or agreement with the Democratic machine that Bill White has built.

We’ll be watching to see just how “conservative” this new mayor is.

Quick, Rearrange the Deck Chairs!

As in, iceberg dead ahead!

Lemer/Farb/Roberts assessment of City of Houston Finances (22 October 2009)

Bob Lemer has become known as a bit of a “disaster monger”, and has been about as welcome as a global warming skeptic at a Greenpeace convention. Unfortunately, he’s also correct, and he’s not pulling his punches.

The City of Houston is financially broke and it appears that the mayor who takes office in January 2010 may have to captain the City through bankruptcy procedures.

Well if that ain’t telling it like it is.

Ok, here is my non-accountant read on it: Yes, if we honestly ‘fess up to what the (out of date and UNaudited) books say, we are flat broke. As in, we have a negative net value. That’s not the same thing as bankruptcy though, and while he confuses the point deliberately, I think he’s doing it in good faith. Bob and his co-signers, Aubrey M. Farb and Tom Roberts, are trying desperately to turn the Titanic before we hit the iceberg.

I recommend the full read above, but if Accountant Math makes your head hurt, you may want to skim at least the first half. If that’s too hard for you, I have highlights for the really attention-impaired, presented somewhat out of order, below the fold.

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Vacar’s Other Shoe Drops

I haven’t got the time to blog this properly, but head over to Texas Watchdog this morning for a look at what almost certainly prompted Vacar’s sudden “retirement.”

This is outstanding investigative reporting, the likes of which has been abandoned by the Houston Chronicle, which now relies on bloggers to cover the news while it keeps us informed of, well see for yourself.

Of course considering that the Chronicle’s loss (in staff) has been TW’s gain lately, this shouldn’t come as a surprise.

Vacar Quits… for some value of “quit”

It’s a truism that big news that the city government doesn’t want you to hear will always break late on a Friday afternoon. Once again, it’s been proven.

Richard Vacar, who led the Houston Airport System for more than 11 years through several multi-billion-dollar expansion projects, abruptly left the post today, according to an announcement from Mayor Bill White’s office.

It was unclear whether Vacar was fired or left voluntarily. The announcement from the mayor’s office said he had retired.

Hey, he retired so fast, his own staff didn’t know. That happens all the time, right? Seriously, he was definitely shown the door, and the mayor obviously didn’t care if it hit him in the butt on the way out. Special inside knowledge? Nah, just the total abrogation of protocol.

Rorschach suggested that it might be the news leak over the new runway while the Lege is still in session, considering eminent domain bills. I don’t think I buy it.

This has all the hallmarks of MBW in full-blown rage mode. Now Vacar may have wanted the extra runway, and we know he’s the tool of Yellow Cab and the entire airline industry. (Or should I have stopped at “tool”?) But unless there’s a hell of a lot more to this.. as in “Bill, get us this runway and we’ll make damn sure you’re the next jr.Senator from Texas,” I just don’t see White going bonkers over this. In fact, I don’t see him even trying to make that deal unless he thinks such an obvious screw of the public (and our already broken budget) would look good right before he runs for office.

So did he catch Vacar eating babies for breakfast, or what?

Is the real problem that someone has proof that Vacar is as corrupt as we’ve always felt he was?

And is it just me, or is the Chron burying this story under swine flu and knee surgery infections at Methodist hospital?

Quick, While Nobody’s Looking…

Carolyn Feibel reports at the Chronicle’s Politics blog, that the city quietly added $60 million to its debt obligation last Friday, in order to pay its obligations on HPD pensions. Amazingly, this was reported as if it were good news.

The city refinanced a portion of its pension obligation – $400 million of it, to be exact. Previously, the city had issued a $300 million promissory note to the Municipal Employees Pension System in 2004, using the Hilton Americas-Houston as collateral. That lowered the unfunded liability left over from the Brown administration. On paper, that is. But the White administration deferred both payments and interest, so the eventual obligation grew to $341 million.

Now, the city has refinanced that old obligation, and paid off the $341 million owed to the municipal pension fund. The old obligation would have cost 8.5 percent interest if the city had stuck with it. The new bond issued Wednesday is worth $400 million, with a 6.29 percent interest rate. The extra millions will be used to pump cash into the police pension, as well.

This article is pitched as good news, but what it really says is that the Cits just borrowed an additional $59 million to finance the police pension fund and $41 million just to pay the deferred interest on the previous $300 million debt. The last sentence of the quote makes it obvious that the first sentence is misleading. Worse, the math doesn’t add up. Here’s what happened, if we cut out all the smoke and mirrors.

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Rearranging Roads For Everyone’s, uh, Ed’s Benefit

There’s been some confusion over a request by Ed Wulfe to swap some land and a public road in the Galleria area for his Boulevard Place project. After looking at the maps and reading the proposed ordinance carefully, I wanted to post to set the record straight. This is not S. Post Oak BLVD that’s being handed over to Ed, it’s S. Post Oak LANE. I’ve always been annoyed at the confusion engendered by the developers who want to make money by giving everyone a “Post Oak” address, and this is part and land-parcel of the effect. Although, the actual deal is almost as bad as if it were Post Oak Blvd.

Post Oak Lane is about one block to the west, and dead ends into Ed Wulfe’s Boulevard Place development. It doesn’t go anywhere. Skylark is a half-block further west, and also dead ends. Ambassador Way runs east-west, about a half-block west from S. Post Oak Blvd, and either dead ends or meets McCue’s northern end (maps differ).

The net effect of the land swaps is to either extend Ambassador Way, and/or move it a bit southward, to meet up with an extended SPO Lane. The latter will be itself curved west into line with Skylark, and Skylark’s southern end will be chopped off and twisted to meet SPO Lane from the west. The combined streets will apparently connect to the northern end of McCue, thus relieving congestion on S. Post Oak Blvd, which is only one block east, and providing customers of Mr. Wulfe’s development a less-trafficed access from the rear. Note that spillover traffic coming from the north is currently forced over to Sage or Chimney Rock.

How long until the residents of Chevy Chase (which meets McCue from the west in this area) want their street blocked off is anyone’s guess. My money’s on “when the construction starts, unless they’re reading this.” FYI I’m not sure if the Centre at Post Oak is a Wulfe development, but if it is, this will allow him to assemble a mega-block approximately the size of the current Galleria.

What kept me digging through this until I understood it was the lengthy discussion of the past history of this project — apparently the deal had been through previous incarnations in 2004 and 2006. The 2004 deal involved Ed getting to cut the streets in question off, and having to construct barriers and. Then the deal was renegotiated in 2006:

…City Council authorized the abandonment and sale of a portion of South Post Oak Lane, a portion of Skylark Lane, four turnaround street easements, two 10-foot-wide utility easements, and a 10-foot-wide prescriptive water line easement in exchange for the conveyance to the City of right of way for the realignment and the construction of South Post Oak Lane and Skylark Lane to City standards at no cost to the City…

Now Ed’s back again, with yet another re-negotiation of the deal. The new ordinance reads:

…an ordinance authorizing the abandonment and sale of a portion of South Post Oak Lane, a portion of Skylark Lane, two 10-foot-wide utility easements, and a 10-foot-wide prescriptive water line easement in exchange for a consideration of $1,500.00 plus the conveyance to the city of right-of-way for South Post Oak Lane and Ambassador Way…

Notice what’s missing? Ed Wulfe no longer has to construct the streets to handle the additional traffic caused by his development!

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Boy, talk about some rules for some folks (Ashby high-rise developers) and other rules for Ed Wulfe! Not only does he not have to spring for a traffic study (it’s not a multi-family high rise, after all), he doesn’t even have to build the streets — we get to do that for him at taxpayer expense!

But don’t worry… BLVD Place, a development the size of the Galleria, will be conveniently near a rail station, and that nice park we also got to pay for (screw the owners)!

Huh, a complete disregard for the effects on vehicle traffic, and land development coincidentally near the rail alignment. Y’know, has anyone ever actually seen Metro chairman (and also coincidentally, land developer) David S. Wolff and land developer Ed Wulfe in the same place at the same time? I’m just askin’…..


Ed Wulfe

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Parker Shows Up

City Controller Annice Parker finally gets involved in the debate.

“My first concern is for the land acquisition. While there has been public speculation about the use of the land, the request for council action identifies no specific public purpose. That is backward public policy,” the controller stated. “The city is not in the land speculation business. Council should know for what purpose the land will be used.”

“TIRZ dollars are property taxes. This is a legitimate use of TIRZ monies, but to say there will be no public dollars, or tax dollars, used for this purchase is simply inaccurate,” she said.

“I am concerned about the use of public utility revenues to help make this deal possible. Our water and sewer customers should not be helping to subsidize a professional sports facility, no matter how much we want it,” the controller said.

Just so you know, your water and sewer rates will be going up 1.8% in April, whether or not this passes. And the Zoo Development Corporation will still get their service for free.

Edit: Hat tips to Off the Kuff and blogHouston.

Interesting Omissions

I haven’t written much about the Bozonicle lately (well, truth is, I haven’t written much at all), but I caught something in the former “City Hall Blog” over there today. You know, the one that’s now about politics in city and county, instead of, you know, news. Since Matt’s been reined in, clearly I need to get back to doing my agenda summaries.

This article is about the Bar poll, asking local lawyers to rate the various candidates. Every race was on the questionnaire, but the only ones mentioned were the DA’s and County Judge. I can let that slide; both are the biggest news out there, thanks to Chucky’s seppuku, and someone’s (we won’t name names) exquisitely timed departure from the County Judge office. But note some odd inclusions and omissions in the article. Emphasis and comments in [brackets] are all mine.

Siegler was rated well qualified by 475 lawyers, compared to 380 for defense lawyer Jim Leitner, 296 for former Houston police chief C.O. Bradford, 291 for former judge Pat Lykos and 18 for police Capt. Doug Perry. [So Siegler got more top ratings than anyone else.]

These tea leaves can be read a number of ways
, and we’ll mostly leave the decoding to you political junkies out there [but don’t worry, we’ll tell you exactly what we want you to know]. Here’s what we know [are gonna tell ya]: Siegler has been a prosecutor for 21 years and therefore is known by a ton of lawyers. (In addition to the 475 who rated her well qualified, 284 said she was qualified to be DA and 525 said she was not). [And since that’s more than said she was qualified, you can ignore the earlier number, mmmkay?]

Leitner is a veteran defense lawyer and former prosecutor. Bradford is the only Democrat in the race; the other four are running in the March 4 Republican primary. Lykos is a former judge who hardly ever did well in the bar polls back when. Perry has not practiced criminal law. [So you know who we want you to vote for, right?]

Bacarisse was rated well qualified to be county judge, the government executive position, by 696 lawyers; incumbent Ed Emmett by 427. They’re in the Republican primary [Which isn’t important, right?]. Democratic candidate David Mincberg got 408 well qualifieds; opponent Ahmad Hassan, just 26. [That’s Mincberg, M-I-N-C-B-E-R-G. Don’t forget it come general election time, we’ll be endorsing him again, after doing our best to make sure the Republican who got the most positive votes overall is knocked out of the primary in favor of our transit cheerleader.]

So what are the raw numbers? Take a look. Out of 2,068 responses:
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Quick Notes

The mayor announced in a voice mail to all employees today that an agreement has been reached with the pension system. Highlights: increased employee contributions, no loss of benefit for current employees, new plan for new hires beginning in 2008. I’m a little skeptical of that “no loss” part; I think the DROP plan is going away. I’ll know more once there’s an official press release and HMEPS informs us how they see it.

Lake Houston residents are still in an uproar over their fees for sewage service increasing by 10x in the recent Ch. 47 revisions. These residents are not allowed to have septic tanks/fields because they’re too close to Lake Houston. They have holding tanks from which their sewage was pumped at a nominal fee ($15). Collection of the fee was pretty haphazard if at all. Implementation of the charge has been pushed back to the beginning of August, and council may change it.

The council bowed to increasing anti-illegal sentiment and did not renew funding for a day labor hall popular with illegal aliens. It may soon close. There was no point in having a “hall” anyway, as everyone stood on the street for a couple of blocks around, waiting for trucks to pull over and someone to hire them.

Metro performs to standard, firing the train operator who followed orders to proceed onto the wrong track, and then phoned in to alert dispatchers and request orders.

A year after a major scandal broke in which city employees working in the mayor pro tem’s office gave themselves raises and bonuses, council members increase their budgets by 16%, partly to fund compensation for their staff.

The 14 council offices would see 16-percent increases in the next fiscal year, from $309,000 to $362,000. The overall budget for the council department, which no longer includes the famous Office of Mayor Pro Tem, is increasing by $566,000, or 13 percent. Councilman Ronald Green: “There are those of us who can justify the increase in our budget, because most of us are using every dime that’s there. Our team members are underpaid and overworked.”

Council voted against a halfway house that asked to be placed in a prohibited location.

Update: Text of a letter sent by Mayor White to all employees.

Representatives of the City of Houston and the Houston Municipal Employees Pension System have reached a tentative agreement on a plan to strengthen the pension system and continue to cut its unfunded liability.

Current employees will retain all of the benefits they have earned.

The municipal employees’ pension plan is healthier and more secure than it has been in years, as are the pension plans for Police and Fire. Since 2004, we have cut the unfunded liability in half. This agreement continues that type of real progress.

The agreement will mean no change in benefits for current City employees and will maintain the fiscal discipline in the newly adopted Fiscal Year 2008 budget. New hires who join the City workforce after January 2008 will have more options to choose from in how to structure their pensions.

The plan must be approved by the Pension System Board, which is scheduled to meet today, and the City Council.

Under the four-year agreement, the City would contribute $75 million to the system during FY ’08, which is already contained in the newly adopted budget. The City’s contribution would rise to $78.5 million in FY 2009, to $83.5 million in Fiscal 2010 and to $88.5 million in fiscal 2011.

Bill White,
Mayor

Update 2: Ok, so the radio is so badly jammed that the employee had to use her cell phone to call in and alert operators that she was on the wrong track. So it sounds like Metro either has poor radio discipline or needs to address communications bottlenecks which are placing riders at risk. It also needs to explain why the guy who waved the train through isn’t being disciplined also, for not insuring the switch was in the correct position.

Mayor to City Employees: “Promise? What Promise?”

“We didn’t make no steenking promise!”

The following bundle of joy from Bill “the Pill” White was in my mailbox this morning. Check the highlights I added:

The Chronicle’s May 14th headline that said that the city of Houston “can’t keep its promise to the pension fund” was simply untrue. This administration has increased the city’s contribution to the Municipal Pension Fund and made it more secure by reducing unfunded liabilities by about $1 billion.

Neither I nor anyone in my administration has ever stated that the city would pay the “statutory rate” for contributions to the Municipal Pension Fund.

In 2004, we defined annual contributions for three years and agreed to negotiate with the Municipal Pension System concerning our contribution thereafter. No other promise was made, and for years I have told all who would listen that the statutory rate is unrealistic.

The article’s sub-headline was also wrong in stating that I am citing “strained resources” as a reason for letting workers “contribute less, get fewer benefits.”

To give our work force more options, our chief pension executive has proposed to allow workers to contribute more or less, and obtain more or less pension, depending on their personal choices about retirement planning.

In March, our finance director stated that we would budget the same percentage of payroll as we did last year – this is not some breaking news. We have budgeted to pay 15.8 percent of municipal payroll into the pension fund, a higher contribution than the 14.5 percent rate which was the basis for enhanced pension benefits in 2001. The Municipal Pension Board has the obligation to bring benefits in line with the costs, which they advertised in 2001.

I assure municipal employees that our city’s contribution to the pension fund, including both cash contributions and the transfer of the Convention Center hotel, has increased pension security. We avoided massive layoffs or pay cuts to pay for the Pension Board’s 2001 mistake or outright fraud. We are fully and deeply committed to the security of the pension system.

We have not broken any promise. We look forward to working with the municipal pension board to keep the city’s contribution affordable and sustainable to make municipal pensions more secure, and to give employees more options.

Bill White,

Mayor

Translation: “We’re more or less going to fsck you over. Oh, and the pension board is a bunch of lying thieves! We never promised to obey the law!”

I don’t think I can improve much on my initial response to Kevin Whited when he asked what my thoughts were on this–but I’ll try:

“Unprintable. And besides which, I don’t think he’s got the reproductive equipment to do that with a pig anyway.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I don’t believe the pension is sustainable, and I have been expecting the other shoe to drop for three years now. I haven’t contributed into the pension because I don’t believe it will be there when I retire. His first attempt to fix the problem only delayed the reckoning, and while I supported the idea, I don’t support offloading the albatross of a convention center on the fund.

Nor do I care for the mayor’s weasaling and calling the board thieves. (I have my own issues with them, but claiming fraud isn’t one of them.) Every move White makes is designed to drive the city employees deeper into the unions that are in his hip pocket, while allowing him to claim to operate the city “like a business.”

I’m not optomistic about the outcome of all this.

Update: HMEPS responds. (Full .pdf text here.)

HMEPS currently has a Meet and Confer Agreement with the City, which was signed in September 2004 and amended three times. The Agreement addresses several pension matters, including plan benefits and funding. The funding provisions regarding the City’s required contributions expire June 30, 2007. At that time, the City must make its required contributions as determined by actuarial valuation in accordance with the pension statute, Art. 6243h, Tex. Rev. Civ. Stats. Ann. HMEPS provided the City the actuarial valuation as of June 30, 2006, which requires contributions of 24.63% of payroll. This actuarially determined City contribution rate for FY2008 is less than the rate that was projected by the HMEPS actuary and provided to the City during the 2004 meet and confer process. In fact, the dollar amount of the City’s required contribution is over $5 million less than what was expected for the City to contribute beginning July 1, 2007. The contribution amount is also right in line with the estimates in the HMEPS actuarial valuation as of July 1, 2005. Both valuations are available on the HMEPS web site at www.hmeps.org/Publications.

In addition, over the past two and a half years, HMEPS has consistently advised Mayor White, the City Council Pension Review Committee and other City representatives about the need to focus on the City’s funding plan for HMEPS beginning July 1, 2007. HMEPS sent letters to Mayor White on December 5, 2006 and March 1, 2007, notifying the Mayor that HMEPS was willing and prepared to meet and confer regarding the City’s plans to fund the required contributions beginning July 1, 2007. HMEPS has not received a response from Mayor White, nor has a designated City representative met to negotiate these matters with HMEPS. We would like to know what steps the City has taken to prepare for the upcoming funding period, which the City knew about far in advance, and which was structured this way at the recommendation of Mayor White during the 2004 meet and confer negotiations.

We believe it is important to emphasize that HMEPS negotiated the Meet and Confer Agreement in good faith and has met its obligations under the Agreement….

Lousy Time to Be on Hiatus

Life just doesn’t play fair. I don’t have the TIME right now!

Mayor breaks pension promise. Is there another exodous coming? And can the city afford it?

Our contractors hire only top-quality pervs. Hey, I wanted to fire them for incompetence and theft (as in taking a paycheck and not doing their jobs), but this works too. \

Meet the new bosses. Same as the old bosses. Dammit, don’t blame me, I’m not the one electing these good ol’ boys. Or girls.

Thou shalt not have fun. Hey, why don’t we turn the Astrodome into the world’s largest topless bar? Well, er, topless bar with a top? Betcha we could get the funding for that.

It’s a taxi-payer revolt! Too bad the tax payers can’t be bothered to show up.

Update: “The third castle burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp!” Bear in mind that one of the first acts of the mayor was to make the architects designing buildings responsible for determining if they could pass code in the first place. Now the city doesn’t even inspect them afterwards either. Small wonder three people died in a fire because they couldn’t hear the alarms….

Update 2: Nobody likes a snitch. Not even the people who employ them. Especially not the people who employ them, rather.

Would it be too much to ask, for enough people to get pissed off to make a difference? History says, “yes.”

Like the general said, “Ask me for anything but time.”