I’d been wondering what was going on with SEIU and AFSCME lately. They were just being too quiet, considering that they were fighting to see who was going to represent the city employees.
Much to my surprise, they were doing the one thing I didn’t expect at all: getting hitched.
The two bitter union rivals fighting to win the hearts and minds of 13,000 City Hall employees have a tentative agreement to join forces.
Officials from the Service Employees International Union and the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees are brokering a deal to create a new union — the Houston Organization for Public Employees, or HOPE.
I really did not expect them to have enough sense to do the obvious. I guess I definately underestimated them.
After months of trading accusations, the two sides began meeting at both the local and national level to avoid what was becoming an increasingly nasty battle.
Heh. And one that would do city employees no good. On the other hand, someone else is obviously a seasoned pro, and capable of rolling with the punches.
While officials from both unions say they’re still working out the details, the partnership is expected to be announced next week during a news conference with Mayor Bill White.
Veddy interestink. I mean, I know he’s a Democrat, and Dems + Labor equals, well, usually something bad for the taxpayer, but this is the clearest sign I have seen that White is aiming for higher political office. As the Mayor, with a budget supposedly restricted by a revenue cap, he should be naturally antagonistic towards labor unions demanding a greater share of the city’s funding for payroll. Instead, he’s acting all buddy-buddy with them. We’ve gone from a marriage to a threesome; why is it I think the average citizen is the one about to be screwed?
The Chronicle trots out the usual pro-labor talking heads to make positive sound bites for the upcoming menage-a-troìs. (Hint: If a lawyer “specializes in labor law” it means he works for the unions; otherwise he “represents big businesses in labor disputes.”) Then the article turns funny:
One detail still under debate is who would run the new union.
One proposal under discussion is for the board to have five members, three from SEIU and two from AFSCME. Another proposal is for AFSCME to have three seats and SEIU to have two, said Powell, who called the discussions a “sticking point.”
Oh yeah, I just bet it’s sticking! Can I recommend K-Y Jelly? The age-old battle for dominance; they’ve hopped in bed, only to find out they both want to be on top! Like that’s any surprise.
There have also been suggestions about two members from each union and a fifth member as a neutral, said Powell, as well as a six-member board with an equal number of representatives from each union.
Heh. Maybe I should volunteer to be the neutral if they go with the five-member plan. I hate them both, after all!
Oh, all right. Hate is probably too strong of a word for any member of civilization. Well, except for the girl who deliberately jacked with the timepiece in order to disqualify me from a tourney in high school. Her, I still hate 30 years later. She was an evil, vindictive and spiteful bitch — but I only want to see her come to a bad end in a vat of acid because it would teach her a lesson. What? Me? Hold a grudge? Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t hold grudges, I preserve them in formaldahyde. Much more hygenic.
Mike Muskat, an employment lawyer with Muskat, Martinez & Mahony, questioned whether city employees will become cynical about the new coalition.
“Here you have two unions that have been very critical of each other on a local and national level and claim to have very different views on how best to represent workers,” he said. “Yet now they are prepared to jointly manage a very large labor organization and to represent workers at the bargaining table?”
Ah, ok, if you’re not a “labor lawyer” you’re an “employement lawyer.” Well, that’s awfully evenhanded of the Chronicle for once.
Some city employees may wonder whether these unions care more about numbers and dues than effective representation, Muskat said.
I can name one. You’re reading his stuff…
“It has the chance to run about as smoothly at the end of the Civil War when the Yankees and the Confederates were supposed to get along the next day,” said E. Dale Wortham, president of the Harris County AFL-CIO.
Ok, this guy I like, just for that turn of phrase.. I don’t trust him, understand; I mean I think it’s pretty pretentious of even an up-east old-money liberal to use their first initial, but it really is overdone for a “representative of the working man” such as a union boss. (Show me an honest union executive, and I’ll show you who’s in the cement bucket next to Jimmy Hoffa.) It strikes me that he’s not working from the same playbook as the rest of the federal and local union officials who put together this little shotgun marriage.
It will be interesting — and important to the City of Houston — to see if the two unions can pull it off. And while I have no love for either of them or even the concept of public sector unions, I do wonder if it will help another problem I’ve harped on before. For some hard facts on that, return here tomorrow.