Monthly Archives: January 2007

Rusty Pipes?

Rorschach sent me a link to an ABCNews.com story about how the big cities in the northeast are facing a serious breakdown in their potable (i.e.: drinking) water delivery systems. Seems that they’re getting old and crumbling, leading to some serious water leaks. New York probably has the worst. Bear in mind when you read this, that NYC has to draw water from hundreds of miles away, incuding resivoirs in the Catskills and the Delaware river, through huge pipelines, 40+ feet across.

The oldest, largest cities in the country — Philadelphia, Chicago, Denver, New York — are all showing signs that their distribution systems are in need of repair, said Eric Goldstein, a spokesman for the Natural Resources Defense Council, a leading environmental group.

In New York City, for example, the biggest leak in its system loses 1 billion gallons of water a month, he said.

Frankly, someone’s got to be misplacing a decimal point. I remember seeing an episode of 60 Minutes (back when it did respectable TV news journalism), in which an inspector was fighting an uphill battle against laziness and shoddy workmanship in the new lines. I would have to assume that the leak is somehwere in those lines, which supply raw water to the city’s treatment plants; anything else would result in half of Manhatten washing away. There are 1440 minutes in a month, which means that the leak would be losing nearly 700,000 gallons per minute. That might be possible if one of the major supply lines is breached, right next to a river that can accept the flow….

Their biggest problem is that they’re not replacing lines fast enough. According to this article, NYC is replacing only forty miles of water main per year. I don’t know how many they have, but bear in mind that Houston, a city smaller in population, but much less dense, has over six thousand miles of mains.

The overall health of our utility system is an issue I’ve kept a bit of an eye on over the years, because it impacts the health of Houstonians in general.

EPA rules require that water leaving a city’s water plant be tested for microorganisms like cryptosporidium and legionella that thrive in degraded water systems. (The) EPA also requires tests for a slew of other contaminants, including lead, copper and arsenic, which can lead to any number of gastrointestinal or other illnesses.

But once water has been purged of such impurities, different ones can enter the water supply as it courses through miles of old pipe.

“Investigations conducted in the last five years suggest that a substantial proportion of waterborne disease outbreaks, both microbial and chemical, is attributable to problems within distribution systems,” the National Research Council said in a study for the Environmental Protection Agency released in Decembe

Such was the cause of a lawsuit by some Houston homeowners, alledging that the high incidence of cancer in their neighborhood was caused by broken water lines running through a hazardous area containing toxic waste. They failed in their lawsuit only because while they could prove that lines had broken, and contaminants had entered the system, they coulndn’t prove how much, on which occasions, and establsih a direct causal link between specific breaks and their increased cancer. For what it’s worth, water used in my household is filtered; I generally will no longer drink plain tap water straight from the faucet.

Fixing this problem is going to be expensive, nationally.

“We estimate in the next 20 to 30 years water utilities will have to invest $250 to $350 billion just to replace the pipes that are in the ground today,” said Jack Hossbuhr, executive director of the American Water Works Association, the industry’s trade group.

How does Houston fare? I can’t claim to have a lot of inside information, but I’d say I’m a very well-informed layman at the minimum. The summary: we have some minor problems now, and will be facing increasing problems in the next 20-30 years, I think, but not a total system collapse — if we continue to spend steadily on maintenance and line replacement each year. If we get another Mayor Brown slashing spending on both, all bets are off. The biggest headache over the next generation: older inner-loop neighborhoods (especially minority) and the southwest side. A lot of the city’s infrastructure on the SW side was built in the 60’s, and I would assume its estimated lifespan to be somewhere in the range of a half-century to 75 years. I’m not really certain; I can’t find any projections on it. Overall though, I don’t see us as having near the issues of the NE cities; for one thing, our system is a lot younger than theirs — parts of which are well over 100 years old. We’ve also been aggressive about rebuilding and upgrading the system (at least in non-minority neighborhoods…) so most neighborhoods are supplied by water mains built within the last 20-30 years, even if the smaller distribution mains within those neighborhoods are older. The mandated switch to surface water has also impacted our system. Most of our main trunk lines from the new treatment facilities are only 25 years old (and in some cases, less than five).

Our primary disadvantage is that we’re spread out, meaning that for a city of our population we have a huge amount of pipeline; six thousand miles of it, as I said. When we do have to replace it, it’s going to be a lot to do, which is why constantly doing some replacement is crucial. That brings us to our second major disadvantage: the lack of maintenance starting in the Brown years. It only takes a few years of slacking for the problems to snowball; in drought conditions that occurred during his administration, we had 1500-2200 leaks on report. That doesn’t even include the collapsing sewer system, which was blamed on “cold weather.” Having atrophied the city work force, and faced with an angry public, the last years of his tenure were marked by increasing the amount of work farmed out to contractors; the city now keeps several of them on retainer and dispatches them to problems almost as if they were city repair crews. The exception to this is the Kingwood area, which has been wholly contracted out — to Severn Trent. (I seem to recall that one of the reasons we annexed them was to “offer” them city services. Doesn’t contracting those services out suggest the city couldn’t make good on that “offer” to Kingwood?) Whether or not this has been enough to make up the difference, I am not certain, but it appears to be so for now.

What I don’t have access to is information on the average age of the system; how much of it is how old, and so on. The older it gets, the more water we lose, and the more contaminents that enter the lines–or sometimes, the more the old lines contaminate the water themselves, with rust. I can say that the amount of lost water in Houston ran around 11-15% a decade ago, with spikes of up to 18% in drought conditions. “Lost water” is a lot more complicated subject than it seems, as by AWWA definition, it includes all water not sold. This means city facility use, firefighting, free giveaways (such as to the Zoo Development Corporation, which doesn’t have to pay for any water used at the zoo for fifty years), flushing lines, theft, leakage, and administrative error.) That’s actually not too bad; Philly, which takes the subject much more seriously, was routinely losing about 17-21% at that time. Houston, with its “plentiful” water, is not as rigorous in pursuing this subject, and doesn’t even track some categories. It’s a problem with interdepartmental cooperation, and isn’t wholly within PW&E’s control.

We’ve been blessed since the Lanier administration with a strong series of PW&E chiefs who were nuts & bolts guys, and more interested in getting & keeping the city’s house in order than in poltics and graft. That was not true under Whitmire, with two caveats; I can’t point to anyone at the top I know was bad (though some middle and lower managerial ranks barely escaped prosecution), and the housecleaning did start in her last term, when it became obvious how badly the Utilities Group had been mis-managed. For a while, the water and sewer divisions were spun off into their own department, which gave Director Fredrick Perrenot time to start the cleanup. My take on him is that he was not a bad Director, but not much better than middling; interested in his own advancement, and willing to play politics to get it. Then James Schindewolf came back on board with Lanier, at which point Public Utilities was reunited with PW&E, and Perrenot became second fiddle. JS concentrated on both training and system infrastructure, when he wasn’t busy running the city for Lanier. Early on, he paid lip service to the Whitmire administration’s plan to reach as far east as Toledo Bend for future water supplies, but that plan got quietly swept under the rug when it was clear there was no backing in Austin for it. Then things backslid badly under Brown, who brought Perrenot back — until he had to throw him to the wolves after several years of slashed budgets and no maintenance blew up in his face during 2000-2001. Loyally carrying out the orders of his master to chop spending and staffing had left Fredrick with no choice but to fall on his sword when ordered to do so. (Edit: Argh. King was the director under Brown who had to retire, Perrenot had a subordinate position. I think he was in charge of the “Utilities Group” in PW&E — hence the confusion.)

PW&E’s current director, Michael Marcotte, seems to be adequate, but is evidently much more of a manager than an engineer. (Although, for the record, he is a P.E. and D.D.E.) Beset by the loss of a major portion of its institutional talent, he may be exactly what the department needs when it needs it. His insistance on what is called the Continuous Management Improvement process has paid dividends with a department that is much more process-oriented than before. Unfortunately, much of his time has been taken in the last year or two with sorting out the mess in Code Enforcement, so I have no idea if he’s been able to watch the long-term strategic situation. Only time will tell us whether another nuts-and-bolts engineer will be needed to ensure the health of Houston’s water supply in the 21st century, but I can say for certain that future directors will not lack for the information necessary to make decisons. Hopefully, they’ll still have a few employees left to locate and analyze it. 🙂

Services (and Something to Do) for the Fallen

Last week, city employee Jerry Hines, Jr. was struck and killed while assisting a motorist who had just had an accident.

A wake service will be held tonight, Friday, January 26, 2007 from 6:00-9:00pm at Pruitt’s Mortuary on 7518 North Main, Houston, TX 77022.
Memorial funds have have been created in honor of Jerry Hines and for his wife, Kim, and 1-month old daughter, Kynadi, whom he leaves behind. Donations for the family can be sent to the addresses listed below.

“Jerry Hines Jr. Memorial Fund”
Amegy Bank
P.O. Box 4837
Houston, TX 77210-4837
(713) 235-8800

“Kynadi La’Nae Hines Trust Fund”
Sterling Bank
P.O. Box 40333
Houston, TX 77240-0333
(713) 682-6611

“Jerry Hines, Jr. Funeral Fund”
Bank of America
5218 West 34th
Houston, TX 77092
(713) 684-4800

Unintended Sacrifices

There are many heroes in this world who will risk their life for their fellow man. Every policeman does it when he or she puts on the badge and goes into the field. Every fireman does it when answering a call to a fire. Paramedics risk life-threatening infections while treating and transporting the injured or ill.

And sometimes, a person will work in a job facing risks that seem — and normall are — far less, only to have the reaper demand his due. Today, January 17, 2007 was that day for a COH Public Works employee. Jerry Hines, a 25-year old employee with Public Works, was on duty at the Townsen overpass, due to the weather conditions according to KTRK. When a driver lost control and hit the guardrail, he went to assist.

He could have done the same thing all the other drivers did, and ignored the motorist. He could have radioed in the accident and remained safely in his vehicle. “City Employee Ignores Stranded Accident Victim,” might have been the headline tomorrow morning, then. Instead, he chose the riskier and right thing to do; he went to help the driver. Then a second driver also lost control in the same spot, and slammed into the first car. According to the Fox 26 report, he was knocked over the railing and fell 27 feet to the feeder below, killing him.

Jerry had been with the department only 18 months, and leaves behind a wife and one-month-old baby.

In what seems to be a churlish note, Humble police noted that it wasn’t even “necessary” for the City of Houston to be sanding that particular bridge, as it was under the jurisdiction of the state DOT. As if the state had time and resources to handle the minor icing we had in the Houston area. Note to whatever fat bureaucratic ass in the Humble P.D. that felt it necessary to make that observation: Shut up. We had the resources available, we went to handle it, and we lost one of ours in the process. I’m sure you’d appreciate it if Houston were to say something like, “That Humble police officer was off duty; he didn’t have to help out,” if one were to be hurt while assisting a motorist.

Godspeed, Jerry. You and your family are in our prayers.

(Edited for content.)

Freeze A Bum In the Dark

Years ago, during the oil boom, when rich liberal northern cities hated Texas and Houston in particular, as the home of those despicable, evil oil companies, some cars down here sported bumper stickers saying, “Freeze a Yankee in the dark.” Sort of empirical proof that resentment engeneders more resentment, I guess. Well, I don’t suppose freezing people to death for being homeless (as opposed to being a Yankee) is really nice, but could we at least turn down the thermostat on them a bit? I really don’t like the homeless, and I’d rather they left town.

So what, you may ask, brought on this sudden venting of bile? Well, if you think it’s bilious, we already aren’t going to see eye to eye, because it’s not bile, it’s cold blood. It’s not the homeless I don’t like per se; it’s that I don’t like vagrants and bums, I don’t want them around me, and I don’t even want them in my city. But either way, the answer to the question is: “ducks.” While the sentiment and rationale have been there for some time, today’s typically “compassionate” TV stories about giving coats and blankets to the shelters for the homeless annoyed the crap out of me. And then I read this, from blogger Steven DenBeste (20070116.1315 entry):

So it snowed here last night. Maybe 2 inches of accumulation or so. The yard outside is really pretty, with everything except the stream covered with pristine whiteness.

Or that’s what it maybe should have been. Actually, the snow in the yard is covered with thousands of footie-prints. Webbed footie-prints. A little while ago I looked outside and there must have been more than sixty ducks out there, walking all over the place, hoping that me or my neighbors would open up their deck doors and toss out something tasty.

I admit that I gave into the temptation, so they got the last 10 slices of a loaf of sourdough bread that’s been in my frig [sic] for about a week and a half. And I’ve seen two other neighbors feeding them today.

(Emphasis added.) Recently, our fine mayor kicked off a quickly-forgotten-and-buried campaign to encourage people to not give to panhandlers. His theory is that if people don’t give to beggers, then beggers won’t bother begging. Of course, all Right-Thinking People(tm) promptly burned him in effigy. And by Right, I mean Left. The rest of us just ridiculed the whole idea, because, while it’s true, there will always be enough damn fools giving them money to keep the scam going (and the rest will just be intimidated by the smell into paying them to go away.)

But it’s not the idea of giving them cash money that frustrates me, nor is it what’s causing downtown to be overrun with vagrants demanding money. It’s the fact that they have infrastructure here. They have support. There’s shelters for them to stay in, programs to feed them, TV stations to cry for them, and a newspaper more than willing to shill for them and tell us all how we should care. And there’s a liberal community that gives generously to support these agencies. If you don’t think that’s important, ask yourself just how it is that several homeless shelters can afford to be located downtown, where the property tax rate and evaluations should break them. Even on the east side, that isn’t cheap.

Simply put, I’m saying the reason we have so many street bums isn’t because we are a horrible city: it’s because we’re too damn nice of a city. We’ve established all these programs that add up rolling out a great big welcome mat, and what do you know, but the ducks have come waddling up to Houston’s door and commenced to quacking. Leaving their “footprints in the snow,” so to speak — or more precisely, their odor in our nostrils, their litter in our yards and under our freeways, their crap in our fountains, and their urine on our streets. The homeless are not immobile. Anyone who’s ever traveled on an interstate during the fall and early winter, and seen them out there with their badly written signs saying “FLoRidA” knows theat they can be quite mobile, if they’ve got reason to be.

For the last several years, homeless advocates have won enough support from the city to arrest the movement of the homelsss passing through; in short, we’ve become a magnet to vagrants. How else to explain that one of the most affordable major cities in the U.S. has the third highest homeless population in the country? We made it easy for them to stay here, so they did. And our liberal, out-of-step media has been encouraging Houstonians to aid and abet this effort to drown us in the refuse of our own society. It’s enough to make me wish for some good old-fashioned communist propaganda! Well, not really, but it’s amusing to see the Worker’s Paradise have similar issues, and call it like it is.

“You know China’s welfare system can only cover urban citizens,” said Zhou Hanhua, a professor of the Chinese Academy of Social Science. “The good condition of the shelters will attract more vagrants and poor people.”

According to a report on CCTV, the local government of Shenzhen has built a shelter with a 34-inch colour TV, fitness facilities, table tennis, reading room and even dancing and song hall. Reports say the initial phase of the shelter cost 3 million yuan (US$380,000).

“We do not hope the shelter for the homeless will become a club for lazy bones,” Zhou said.

Hahahahaha. Hell, I work for a living, but don’t own a 34″ TV. A little closer to home and on a site with somewhat of a different political persuasion, I found this bit of speculation:

During my stay in SoCal, a surprising thought kept returning to me: Why hasn’t government solved the problem of homelessness? I know this question seems out of character. But I not saying that government should solve the problem of homelessness; I’m wondering why it hasn’t.

(snip)

Why hasn’t this happened? The simplest answer is that the homeless like their lifestyle. Even if you gave them a nice apartment, three cafeteria meals a day, and beer money, they’d keep bugging the tourists in Santa Monica. Maybe, but it’s important to distinguish between the plausible view that the homelessness prefer their lifestyle to conforming to normality, and the implausible view that they would sleep on the streets and beg even if they had comfortable apartments and pockets full of cash.

There’s also a popular view that begging provides a pretty good income, but I’ve seen enough homeless people digging through garbage cans for food to be skeptical.

So what gives? My best story just comes down to mobility. Places like Santa Monica have already tried to throw money at the homeless problem. The result was that they attracted more homeless to Santa Monica, until funds that were initially ample were once again stretched thin. If Santa Monicans redoubled their efforts, they would soon redouble their homeless population as well.

Readers might remember Dr.Heinous’ comments on Santa Monica from a while back.

I admit, I’m fairly cold-blooded. I don’t feel particularly obliged to support, or even tolerate the presence of, people who won’t work, won’t bathe, won’t take the medicine that’s provided for them, and won’t act like products of the greatest civilization in history. Nor do I feel particularly obliged to listen to people who foist this dreck off on the rest of us:

An estimated 15,000 homeless individuals live in shelters, abandoned buildings, in encampments, and on the streets. Among these, 1,500 are children.

More than 760,000 Gulf Coast residents live in poverty. 150,000 are marginally homeless–taken in by friends or family because they have nowhere else to go. An additional 250,000 are only one paycheck away from being out on the streets.

In the greater Houston metropolitan area, one child out of every five lives at or below the poverty level.

This complete load of illogcial crap is a blatant attempt to confuse the reader and cloud the facts with an appeal emotionalism. Let me dissect it:

1. Fifteen hundred children are homeless in Houston. Question: Where the hell is Texas CPS? Sounds like 1,500 clear cases of “foster family time.” Second question: Where do they get this figure? (Any of these figures, for that matter, but especially that one?) I mean, is someone going around counting up homelss kids, but not bothering to call CPS?

2. The 150,000 “marginally” homeless. What is this? Homeless is homeless–if you’ve got a place to stay, be it with friends or family, you’re not homeless. This is an old trick of the entitlement-oriented bureaucrats and “advocates” of every stripe. If the real numbers aren’t impressive enough (15,000 out of over four million?), re-define the category to add more people!

3. The “one paycheck from homeless” quarter million. More of the same, piled higher and deeper. And yes, that’s a thinly-veiled crack at liberal academics who pull the same trick. Not even 150,000 is impressive enough, so let’s add a quarter of a million more who live from paycheck to paycheck! (I’m not even going to address the deliberate confusion of “760,000 Gulf Coast residents” with “Houston.” It’s an example of what I call the ad datum fallacy. When all else fails, throw out some impressive sounding but utterly irrelevant fact.)

4. One child of five in the Houston area lives at or below the poverty level. Yes, but remember, only 1,500 of them (supposedly) are homeless!

Notice what’s happened here? We’ve gone from discussing lazy, stinking, panhandling, littering, filthy bums, to talking about children living in poverty.. What kind of bastard could be in favor of children living in poverty?

Hey, even I’m not in favor of it, I’m just indifferent to it. As long as “advocates” and bureaucrats are allowed to draw (poverty) lines that enable them to have careers advocating and ruling and ministering and administering, then they have a stake in there being people living in whatever they define poverty to be. Thus, they’ll naturally draw those lines based on criteria that must be considered suspect at best, biased at worst. Which still has not one damn thing to do with lazy, stinking, panhandling, littering, filthy bums. But it does distract from them nicely, doesn’t it?

So the next time the media (or anyone else) tries to lecture you on generosity to the homeless, ask them just which homeless they’re talking about — the ones with a roof over their heads, or the stinking, foul-mouthed ones panhandling for money on street corners and in parking lots downtown. Then, regarless of their answer, don’t give to their charity.

Nothing draws ducks like free bread, and we’re not going to get rid of these ducks as long as we feed them instead of shooing them away.

But Was There A Camera?

Thanks to KHOU.com, we have this story about a Metro bus driver who decided on a stint in the unemployement line.

Two passengers and one driver were injured Thursday morning when a Metro bus they were riding on hit a car on Post Oak.

Metro officials said the bus driver will be cited, because he ran the red light, hitting the car.

Ticketed? Not given a “civil citation?” I guess there’s not a red-light camera there….

More Must-See TV

The Municipal Channel (a.k.a. Administration Propaganda Station) has an exciting slate of programs for us all this month. Whoo-weeee, I might have to pass up on the Super Bowl to watch these. Might even have to pass up on the Super Bowl commercials.

Mayor’s State of the City Address — 2007 promises to be another exciting year in Houston. Find out what’s in store for our great city in the New Year as the Municipal Channel brings you the Mayor’s annual address from the Hilton-Americas Hotel.

Summary Translation: “Dear Citizen, in 2007 we will have more bike trails, more pork and debt forgiveness for developers, more acronyms, more red-light cameras, fewer police and a new city park for the existence-challenged!”

City News Update — Catch the news and latest Houston happenings on this edition with Host Carol Herrera. Among this month’s stories are the affects of the new Texas Legislative session on Houston, Project Houston Hope, and the highly anticipated Houston Rodeo. Airing Fridays.

Stories you won’t see: The final fate of the Bonusgate Four, an examination of how the city managed to end up with two subordinated liens on hotels and no money, a close examination of the automated meter reading program, a frank discussion of the merits of putting rail down Richmond, and any examination of the Mayor’s plan to shovel money to an old buddy for a wind generation facility in south Texas. Oh and by the way, in this context, it’s Effects, Effects, dammit!

CIP Meetings – Tune in as citizens get involved and offer their suggestions for improvements in their community. Watch the “Capital Improvement Plan” meetings, beginning in January.

The best cure for insomina ever invented! Until you realize most of the citizens are the not exactly representative of your neighborhood. (Developers and superneighborhood board members rarely are.) And you realize it’s your tax money they’re laconically blowing to the tune of tens of millions. Blasé about big bucks? Anyway, after realizing that, good luck ever sleeping again.

Money Matters — Dealing with downtown parking and parking meters can be a real headache…but help is on the way! Join City Controller Annise Parker and guest Liliana Rambo as they discuss the new parking meter technology that’s invading our city. Mondays, in January.

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh please, make it stop! *gasp!* Parking meter technology “invading” the city! Oh yes , that’s how we feel about a lot of the things the Mayor is bringing to town. Parking meters, red-light cameras, Phoenix police chiefs, more fees…. It’s an invasion all right, sort of like the Huns coming over the walls, no? Yes?

Volunteer Journal — Be a part of the largest volunteer tree planting party in the history of Houston – Arbor Day 2007! Get the scoop from Host Walter Black as he discusses “The Big Dig Project” with his guests from the Parks and Recreation Department and Trees for Houston.

I can’t believe they actually had the nerve to use that moniker, considering how good of a year 2006 was for the other big dig! Meanwhile, the current is leaking and the clock is ticking on the rebar in I-45…

Houston Airports Today — Witness the dare-devil aviation acrobats, party with the stars, sing along with famous musicians, and find out what’s hot when it comes to air travel. Go behind the scenes of the Houston Airport System as we revisit the best of “Houston Airports Today” in a special re-mix 2006 episode. There’s a seat saved for you.

What they’re not telling you:
1. That seat is in a Yellow Cab, not the taxi of your choice.
2. The show is a “re-mix” because all the good audio-visual people got hired by Metro to work on their new blog.

The Municipal Channel keeps you in the loop 24 hours, 7 days a week. Log on to our website at www.houstonmunicipalchannel.org to check the show times of these and other new and exciting programs. We care about Houston communities!

Somebody look at the CAFR and tell us what Mr. Goebbel’s budget is, willya?

New Year’s Resolutions

So, it’s the new year, which means I have to do resolutions. Actually, I don’t “have” to; in fact, I’ve skipped probably the last ten years or so. For whatever reason though, I feel like doing some this year. So here they are, for the hell of it.

  1. Write at least one post per week for Houblog or blogHOUSTON. (Government is more important than animé.)
  2. Remember to take my medicine like I ought to. (I’ve got a bad memory.)
  3. What was number 3 supposed to be again? (What a tired joke.)
  4. Eat a little healthier this year. (No way I’m going to turn into a vegetarian, but nobody says I have to eat all the bad stuff.).
  5. Watch more animé. (Because you can’t save the world without 16-year-old Japanese girls in sailor outfits. Wait, this could interfere with #1.)
  6. Do more work around the house. (Some things just need doing, and no one else is going to do them for me.)
  7. Resume the City Council Agenda reviews. (Preferably in addition to #1, rather than as #1.)
  8. Get a promotion, or leave the city for greener pastures. (Moo.)

Hey, I needed at least one gimmie, and one joke in there. “Get a promotion.” Hahaha. I kill me.